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The Moore brothers #AVFC
🤔 Name a wonderkid who never lived up to their early hype.
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What a pass 😮‍💨
What’s the most heartbreaking miss you’ve ever seen in football history?
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Caught a great game there once - cracking stadium, must visit again.
Who here has watched a game at Villa Park? Hands up! ⚽️
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Hey, so… I just realised… You know that epic game at Goodison? The one with Young and Laursen running the length of the pitch cupping their ears? Do you know who gave the ball away for the winner? Mikel Arteta 💆‍♂️
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The number of times I told people on here that he was disrupting training and we were right to cut the chord Only to be shouted down 🤦‍♂️
Fred: "Jhon Durán'ın hiçbir şey s*kinde değildi. ‘Hadi Durán, antrenman yapalım, şurada biraz koşalım.’ derdim. ‘Abi, ben zaten zenginim. Koşmama gerek yok.’ der, sonra da sağlık departmanına gidip kaytarırdı. Zenit'e gittiğinde ‘Ooo, artık daha çok para kazanacaksın’ dedim. ‘Abi, ne kadar çok o kadar iyi, ne kadar çok o kadar iyi.’ diyordu. Bazen konuştuğumuzda ‘Benim, ailemin ve üç neslin hayatını kurtardım zaten...’ diyordu. Fenerbahçe'de başlarda en azından antrenmana falan çıkıyordu, sonra tamamen bıraktı..."
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No way they’re hyping this cross 💀
#Saka cross leading to #Bellingham goal is what we want him to do more for Arsenal. #Gyökeres needs to position himself well for Saka's crosses.
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Woah oh oh it’s Madjo… You knowww Shoving you into your goal It’s Madjo You knowww Staring right into your soul
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Stef retweeted
Clicked the link 4 times from the same guy that hacked city with a link
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On Wednesday, just hours after the verdict officially confirming Manchester City’s guilt, the Commission responsible for Portugal's witness protection programme informed me of its decision to terminate my participation in the programme and withdraw my police protection, thereby knowingly placing me in a life-threatening situation. Given these circumstances, I have no alternative but to relocate, within the next few days, to an undisclosed location for an indefinite period of time, due to the multiple death threats I have received and the serious risk of an assassination attempt against me. For this reason, I have just set up a GoFundMe campaign and I am asking for everyone's support to help me survive this serious situation created by the Portuguese State, which, as I have already stated, has knowingly decided to place my life at risk. I would like to take this opportunity to extend a special thanks to everyone who continues to support Football Leaks, and I can give everyone one guarantee: the fight will most certainly continue! gofundme.com/f/help-save-rui…
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Interesting article about SJM on @BBCSport website. I was not prepared to be told he’s 32 this month. #avfc bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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🤷‍♂️😅
Ross Barkley had ̶n̶o̶ every business finishing like that ☄️
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Even ignoring the obvious novelty of Tom Hardy rapping… This is a genuinely enjoyable album 🎧
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May this sense of “humour” never find me 🙏
When you're on a Saturday night out with the lads but you've got to practice your heading for the game the next morning.
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Ross Kemp every 5 minutes… #CelebrityTraitors
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Lol.
Max Jenner great goal 🔥🔥 #AVFC
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Now do it again with the full time score
“intensity league”😭🤡
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Ohh myyy… what a lovely goal by Max Jenner 😮‍💨
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Ross Barkley had no business hitting it that hard
Ross slams the ball home for the equaliser 🤌
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Tell you what… I MUCH prefer the English football atmosphere to the Spanish one Give me peaks and troughs and reactive crowd noise over endless droning and drums any day
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Not seen Bloomfield before… But the senior players clearly trust him with the ball which is more than can be said for some youngsters in the past
Back underway with five changes ▶️
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I’ve seen enough… Garnacho is going to make some of you “fans” look very stupid indeed
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