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calpy
@avoidnmirrors
It look fun, but it ain’t
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Joined July 2022
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calpy
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Sep 25
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Fuck it everybody get naked lets see who pussy the best
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Posting my tallywhacker at 40 followers
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what happens if he dislikes the wine
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calpy
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Oct 28
Ban french people from playing cod
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calpy
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Oct 27
What is a wobblemeat
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calpy
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Oct 27
i think im pregnant
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calpy
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Oct 26
If you go to a bar by yourself as a male and aren't 8/10+ it feels like you're using active camo from halo reach
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calpy
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horse dentist
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Oct 22
i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises
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calpy
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calpy
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Oct 22
Not now pinterest
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calpy
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Oct 18
Someone emptied my locker at work and ate everyrhinf in there lol. They left the empty packet to taunt me
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calpy
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Oct 18
This was the sorriest 2 man of all time
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calpy
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Oct 17
That’ll be the day
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。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
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Oct 16
Girls rn go thru ur bf phone and if theirs an app called metaverse navigator cheat on him and break up with him
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calpy
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Oct 16
Calm Down Mate It’s Only Hamsters💀
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Oct 16
Girls rn go thru ur bf phone and if theirs an app called Kakobuy cheat on him and break up with him
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Bite my lip
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