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Playoff seeding on the line and these Cleveland fucks can’t even score a run to tie the game until 8th inning. Yea take that AL Central, White Sox. #MLB
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Hey @EmmanuelAcho, since you were studying Shakespeare and solving for x in middle school, try this middle school algebra problem:
3(2x−4)+5=2(x+7)+3
Solve for x. Show your steps.
If you have an ounce of integrity, you won’t use AI.
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I know this mf a low iq the way he reacts to every little thing said about him. Learn to hakuna matata sometimes bitch.
.@EmmanuelAcho claps back at Leonard Fournette 👀
"You're retired so hang up the athletic dreams... You don't need to be hooked on creatine, you don't need to be hooked on the weights, maybe try hooked on Phonics."
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Caitlin Clark’s play style is so obvious. She runs up the front-court, stops on a dime 90% of the time, passes the ball - never gets the ball back. Starting to feel like she never had a dawg in here to take over the game. Bitch attack the rim or something. #WNBA
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I’ll be the first to say, Holly Rowe beings more energy during sideline interview than Laura Rutledge. #ESPN
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Pat McCafe must have had Chicken Pox as a child right? I mean I know it was a pandemic, how else can you have so many deformities in the face? #CollegeGameday
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The Toronto Tempo starters would be bench players in Valkyries. Except for Marina Mabrey. #WNBA
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You’re my new favorite women’s tennis player, Rybakina. You are a killer. Now all you have to do is defend your AO next, then win Roland Garros to complete the career grand slams. Then win more before you turn 30. Sky is the limit for you. #usopen
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So much poise, such class. The new face of Tennis. Congrats, Rybakina. #usopen
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Woke ESPN not displaying Belarus flag or country’s name alongside Sabalenka on scorebug is simply cowardly. Keep politics out of the game. #usopen
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Rybakina can’t make first serve. Netting a lot of volleys. Momentum shifting to Sabalenka. Will be hard to bounce back on the third. #USOpen
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