Conservative Kentuckian. Christian. Has a limited set of vocabulary words.

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Cut me some slack for not being online much in recent weeks, but I'm just now learning Democrats in Maine replaced the Nazi rapist on the Senate ballot with a cousin fucker.
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Not going to lie, I'm just glad the headlines about a Senate candidate knocking up his cousin aren't about a candidate in Kentucky.
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"The guy knocked up his cousin, but on the bright side he's not a Nazi, and it was consensual." - Democrats in Maine
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Popping off during a game because someone in the crowd pointed at you makes you softer than dogshit.
A'ja Wilson on the heated exchange with a fan on the baseline. Wilson was assessed a technical foul and the fan was removed from their seat.
Community note
Contrary to the post, the fan was not removed. The Indiana Fever stated arena security found no Fan Code of Conduct violation and allowed the fan to return to his seat. indystar.com/story/sports/b… cbssports.com/wnba/news/aja-… espn.com/wnba/story/_/i… x.com/espn/status/21…
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TBF to the media, they cannot assume a person’s motives, unless that person is a high school student smiling at a Native American.
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My first reaction when I log in to Twitter is usually "WTF is wrong with people". Today is no different.
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The best part is the implication this is not the first time Aaron has focused on Trump's ass.
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FTR, I also am still ready to play in the NFL.
Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, 38, says he is still ready to play in the NFL and is just waiting for a team to call him up. "I have to do everything that is in my control to make sure that I'm prepared"
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I grew up in a house with 4 older sisters (and an older brother). The chaos my sisters caused in Eastern KY was staggering. I shudder to think of the damage they could have done with political power.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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I’m glad I logged in to twitter today. I would have hated to have missed this bit of wisdom.
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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I'm tired, Boss.
Disney+ has released a list of essential projects to watch before ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’: • X-Men • X2 • Captain America: The First Avenger • The Avengers • Avengers: Infinity War • Avengers: Endgame • Loki • Shang-Chi and The Legend of The Ten Rings • Spider-Man: No Way Home • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever • Deadpool & Wolverine • Captain America: Brave New World • Thunderbolts* • The Fantastic Four: First Steps
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A Biden complaining about the oligarchy? Dude must be high.
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Those people are all named Don Lemon.
JUST IN: Don Lemon reveals he may run for president because “people keep asking” him to do it.
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If President Dad wants to come out and boomer-rant Free Republic style over something China did in 2020, he's the President, and he's earned the elected right to do that, but he'd better then tell the country what he's prepared to do about China going forward.
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WTF sort of name is Clavicular? Do these people who go by one name think they're Prince?
JUST IN: Clavicular clashes with Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez over the merits of looksmaxxing.
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It is almost as if David can relate. It really emboldens people when they learn there are no lasting consequences for their hackery.
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Another former journo doing the YouTube face. Would love to learn the same PR agency all of these people share that advises them to do this. Joy Reid is 60 years old.
Former MSNBC crazy person Joy Reid is now a podcasting crazy person, "I hope you guys had a fabulous weekend where you definitely had a better week then the Republican Caucus in the United States Senate because hell opened its doors for at least one more... there is a thing that happens when people die who are not good people and who've done a lot of bad, but the media reacts to them in a very specific sort of fuck-up-ish kind of way, particularly when they're conservatives." (1/2)
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That was the day Chuck Schumer brought home the inaugural United States Senate farting competition trophy.
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor trib.al/CYKIQId
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I'd prefer farting contests to the speeches most of these people deliver.
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Though not a Senator, Jerry Nadler was allowed to participate, but was disqualified when things went horribly wrong.
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