had my legs out last night
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if anyone wants to buy a turnstile ticket for tomorrow @ thompson’s point lmk im selling mine
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peeing in the monkey theme bathroom
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did u make ur memes today
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dropping my chud child because i hate them
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i don’t know what i should be for halloween. should i just do a genderbent luffy?
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shit talking about dookie
Netanyahu: Erdogan calls for Israel's destruction. Almost every single day, he says he's going to be the ruler of Jerusalem. No, sir, you won't. This is our country, our city, our eternal capital.
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t*rkey and israel are the same exact thing 😪😪😪😪 doing the same shit to indigenous people like bye
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throw both of em in the dungeon
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Guys please theres literal tears in my eyes this bird is so cute im so sad i cant pet one and love it and hold it im so sad im gonna cry look ar how cute they are theyre sobfucking cute
For those who can’t get enough of the Bryant Park Woodcock! Another there had not moved between 11a-4p. #birdcpp #wildbirdfund ⁦@wildbirdfund⁩
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IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
THE APOTHECARY DIARIES SEASON 3 NEW TRAILER (ENG SUB) I AM SO EXCITED 😍
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accidentally swallowed some toothpaste and almost yakked into my sink. just send the flood. i’m done
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poor grebe seemed to think it was landing in a duckweed-covered pond :(
A duck decided to do a head first slide in the outfield at Dodger Stadium. Thought I was watching National Geographic for a second.
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Sex positions that hit the G-spot EVERY SINGLE time The first one is:
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SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY
Infertile Tawny Owl's lifeless eggs are replaced with orphaned chicks while Tawny Owl is away 😳
Community note
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sometimes i think my eating habits are weird and then my mom makes fish head, chicken feet, and liver all in one week and i remember where i get it from
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i’m so sick and tired of yall tearing this girl apart. you did it before the show started too. do yall not have anything else to do? passions? hobbies? jobs? or do you just come online and tear women bc no one bothered to teach you how to be fucking fulfilled? jesus christ
Why post facetune pics of yourself when you know the unfiltered is out there 😭😭
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like my fucking god yall don’t even post your own faces half the time but have EVERYTHING to say about other people. you fucking disgust me. you’re so WEIRD
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unemployed ass behavior
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at this point i gotta ask if it’s a longstanding bit or if this is really how they live their life
me when my roommate uses the kerrygold butter without asking
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people like this are why i can’t find 0% thc joints in my state anymore 😭
BOOM🔥🔥🔥 We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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