Overanalyzing things that do not require analysis | Certified Financial Misinformation Analyst
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If the Uber price is already surging I’m ordering Uber Black. I’m not getting financially assaulted in a Toyota Camry
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Michigan football was mediocre, cheated, became elite, stopped cheating, and became mediocre again. I’m not saying that proves anything but it’s an incredibly unfortunate order for those events to occur
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The dangerous part of sports betting isn’t losing. It’s being right once in a way that permanently changes how much you trust yourself.
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There is no confidence like a college football fan saying “we should beat them” about a game that has ruined his entire week in three previous seasons
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Finally a game where I can make the exact decisions I criticize strangers for making
Players can carry cocaine and snort it directly from their hand in GTA 6.
(Source: pegi.info/search-pegi?q=Gran…)
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Nobody actually knows how long leftovers are good for. We just keep opening the container until one day the vibes change.
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ESPN can miss the replay, the first down marker and half the substitution but somehow the camera becomes military grade when a blonde woman enters Section 112
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LinkedIn is what happens when people who weren’t popular in high school finally discover followers
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Paying extra for nonstop flights is never a waste of money especially when I’m purchasing the absence of Ohio
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The problem with saving money is eventually you start feeling like you deserve something for being so responsible
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If I’ve thought about buying something more than three times I consider the purchase already emotionally accrued
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College football is mostly convincing yourself your team is different right up until they do the exact thing they always do
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I don’t understand people who don’t gamble on sports. You’re watching the game with no opportunity to make it significantly worse
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Rockstar really charged luxury prices to the one audience who most likely knows how to pirate a physical object
Fans of GTA 6 are already copying items in the game’s $400 collector’s edition and 3D-printing them for a far cheaper price. bit.ly/3TiTd9r
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