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My new collection of short stories, Boomerang Process, is out now. DM me if you want a copy. I’ll get it posted out the following day.
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Went to see 'Algorithm Party' at Chester Storyhouse. piped.video/5iJDZpGXmmk?si=IHFa… Really good. Recommend you badger your local cinema to try and get it shown. Roy @badwool9 is as good a performer as he is a writer. Keep your eyes peeled for future screenings.
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Cancelled already.
BREAKING: Tyson Fury will face Anthony Joshua on December 11 at Cardiff's Principality Stadium 🚨
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This Thursday.
This Thursday 24 Sept at the Chester Storyhouse film with Q & A Algorithm Party by @badwool9 is the full-length feature film featuring the spoken word artist ‘Roy’ (PJ Smith) adapted from his debut publication of the same name (published by Rough Trade). storyhouse.com/whats-on/algo…
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🚨 Anthony Gordon: "I feel like I have a soul much bigger than my age, as if I belong to the past. I feel like I belong to another era." "I think my personality suits the 90s more. Now everyone is obsessed with social media, everything has become materialistic, and romance is almost nonexistent."
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Might just stay home and read @badwool9's new book instead.
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Goodnight everyone.
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For the record, this gobshite is a vile rude disgusting prick and represents nothing about scousers.
THE QUEEN OF SCOTTY ROAD HAS ENTERED THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE 😭 #BBUK
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I know 2 5ft women bartenders who have been swung at by him Horrible gobshite
THE QUEEN OF SCOTTY ROAD HAS ENTERED THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE 😭 #BBUK
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Kiku Sundays
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There’s a time in my life when I’d hear shit like this and just want to top myself. I don’t doubt that there are people out there now, contemplating the same thing. What the fuck is going on?
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Doing a post office run tomorrow. Message me if you want a copy going in.
My new collection of short stories, Boomerang Process, is out now. DM me if you want a copy. I’ll get it posted out the following day.
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Shit for brains.
I have often thought that one of the ways to reduce cost as the NHS would be to centralise purchasing for all items from cotton wool buds to MRI machines. These days Amazon boast that you can place an order at 10 am and it can be delivered by 4pm the same day. Imagine a government contract awarded to Amazon to store in one central warehouse all NHS materials . Allowing every hospital in the UK to send orders for supplies. Also imagine as an example of one item, how many cotton wool buds are sitting in stock at each and every hospital in the country. It will run into millions, whereas using the just in time ordering this stock pile would be massively reduced. Further to this (and I maybe wrong) each hospital have buyers for all supplies. They are able to use any supplier they choose and I am sure not at the best prices . Centralised supplies offers great negotiation power with suppliers.
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After his first half performance there last season, I’d said I’d be surprised if they didn’t sign him. Selling our best player just a couple of hours before the transfer window closes. Classic Everton.
The show starts now.
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Commence operation BANTER years.
Club Statement: Everton Football Club acquired by Roundhouse Capital Holdings Limited, part of The Friedkin Group. 🔵
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Thierno Barry Bulsara
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Replying to @badwool9
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‘Protect are women’ It’s never a surprise with these, is it?
James English has been found guilty of domestic abuse following a 12-day trial after repeatedly assaulting his pregnant ex-partner and verbally abusing her, calling her a “fat slag” and a “little bitch.” He grabbed her by the neck while she was pregnant, squeezed it and pushed her against a door. On another occasion, he pressed his thumbs into her eyebrows while she was pregnant. He also kicked her out of bed so hard that she hit a wardrobe after refusing to cuddle him. He slapped her and pulled her hair during the abuse. He will be sentenced next month.
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Is he saying that we can’t have both?
🗣️ David Moyes: “Of course we all want to win the cups. Yes the cups are hugely important, would it be more important than staying in the Premier League? I’ll ask you the question: Is winning a cup more important than staying in the Premier League? What would your answer be?”
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