Your dog is not a baby. THEY’RE 43. So we teamed up with @LiquidDeath and made them a new role model.
Meet Ram Chop. He likes stealing socks, heavy metal and sniffing butts.
BARK × LIQUID DEATH IS HERE.
Think you love your dog more than anyone else loves theirs? Prove it.
For $1, own one of three human-sized Cuddle Coffins.
bark.co/products/cuddle-coff…
1. Implement sniff lanes
2. Millions of dogs come to sniff stuff
3. Add more lanes bc there are so many dogs
4. Sniff lanes replace roads
5. Dogs take over the city
6. Dog mayor
7. Profit
Performance review at other companies: How would you rate your overall output since your last evaluation?
Performance review at BarkBox: who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?? Is it you? Are you a good boy??? Yes you are. Yes you are!