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Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didn’t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.
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PSA: I need everyone to go and stream this song because it’s an absolute banger and if it doesn’t chart I’ll be pissed! #Barryoke
Kygo & Ava Max
Before You Know It
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A You Gov poll shows a whopping 71% oppose extending the TV licence fee to include streaming platforms. Only 18% support
If @andyburnham and @UKLabour enforce this against the vast majority of the public then it confirms they don’t give a shit about us or the cost of living
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As much as I hate to say this because I absolutely loved the first 3 seasons, I wish they hadn’t brought back Ted Lasso for another series
Season 4 has been dull and forgettable and just didn’t have the same spark as the previous seasons
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First Andy Burnham is telling us to check Google for fuel prices before we fill up, and now he’s telling us not to pick a prescription before it’s ready to collect 🙈
What next? Advice to check the weather app for rain to avoid getting wet? 😂
What a clown 🤡
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All these sad lefty twats that keep saying “Reform will turn on you”, etc, were saying the EXACT same thing about the Tories for 14 years
Is there a point they might actually wake up and realise no one on the right is ‘coming for us’ or do you think they’ll be stupid forever? 🤡
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@EmilyThornberry there is of course a much easier solution:
STOP THE BOATS AND DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL INVADERS!
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Sharing this one just for my hater @parr_craig61423
Not high. Not got my tits out. Might be deranged though (open to opinion 😂)
I’m just having a good night and hoping like-minded people engage with it
If you don’t then just scroll on, but don’t be a Craig 🤡
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So the left are now cancelling anyone who doesn’t pick a ‘side’
Doesn’t matter if you agree with them or disagree with them, if you don’t publicly state a ‘side’ you’re cancelled
Considering they claim to be the most tolerant, it’s abuse and dictatorship the highest level 🤷🏻♂️
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