i cannot stress enough how little i care about what flavor of internet stranger you are, as long as you are nice to me specifically
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i felt so silly after watching and enjoying All The President's Men for the first time. i'd been avoiding it forever because i assumed (based on nothing really) that it was a movie trying to be The Manchurian Candidate
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riddlefoal π retweeted
My take on the roommate boyfriend convo is that if the boyfriend is part of the village/community that is a shared apartment then ladies start fucking him too! Letβs see how often he gets brought around thenβ¦
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riddlefoal π retweeted
Stick to moaning, Man In Porn Video. When you talk it ruins everything
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he called wormtongue cuz he b tonguinβ my worm gnomesayn #OralSex
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this is explicitly why i try to do only do now-watching posts when i can post the cast list. love these folks
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i can't say "thermometer," so i have defaulted to saying temperature sensor. i'll either stutter and it takes longer to say thermometer, or i'll say some bullshit like "thermonator" and then they kill me on the spot with hammers and lasers
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does prometheus regenerate his liver as an explicit part of his punishment (like a curse, for example) or is it a biological feature inherent to him that's being exploited? if he'd lost his liver any other way before being naughty would it still have grown back, is what im asking
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And btw I don't have an "interest" in Ancient Greek homosexuality. I lived it. Plato tried to thigh fuck me with olive oil but I was already spoken for.
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