tales of my misdeeds are told from ireland to cathay

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Pacing around my empty apartment on a Friday night muttering meaningless newspeak like "this is really giga" and "this rapes" to myself
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*brrrAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
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Roxy was most attractive when she was being sexually harassed by children. Sylphie was most attractive when Rudeus mistakenly believed she was a little boy.
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"The next one hundred years will be vaguely unusual"
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bathcat retweeted
Sympathy for the Devil is a really funny song because they instantly waste their premise and skip 2000 years of history so they can start talking about Hitler, Stalin, and JFK. Incredible boomerald
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bathcat retweeted
Buy seasoning for your neighbors while the stores are still open.
Unbelievable. 3 hours later and the 10Y Note Yield is now above 5.20% for the first time in 19 years. The 10Y Note Yield is now up +50 basis points in 30 days and +30 basis points in 2 days. Even more remarkable is that the average American has no idea this is happening. Yet. The bond market is imploding in front of our eyes.
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bathcat retweeted
Went for a kino night walk on the beach. Sucked.
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I know how but it costs exactly one dollar more than our collective budget.
I need a way to have tits in my face every day without ever speaking to a woman. Any ideas? I’ve got a limited budget.
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getting hundreds of followers from the one viral xost you make every 4 months and slowly losing them to attrition as you shit up their TL with your stream of consciousness
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my oneitis fucked by many. i gotta tell my racist internet friends bout this
My first love is now having a kid with a Hispanic The shit she put me through was unbearable. Loved that girl from like end of 8th grade until sophomore year when she was my first kiss I got over her forever ago but wow, I am fucking unc. Living in my own prison
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on a second read this is 100% bait
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MAMÁÁÁ!!!!
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i hate feminism or something but my taste in women would never ever ever reflect that
Replying to @bathcat
alison brie’s character was also insufferable yes chad meme tradwife robot. Pete did nothing wrong
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downvoted. smothered by christina hendricks gigantic firecrotch groyper tits nationalism
Hottest woman on Mad Men btw
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Replying to @oldstocky
Christina Hendricks honkermogs her sorry
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alison brie’s character was also insufferable yes chad meme tradwife robot. Pete did nothing wrong
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im getting notifications for myself. is this advanced accelerationism?
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“ok all jokes aside arthropods are retarded machines #NociceptionIsNotPain #IneffectiveEgoism”
hopefully one day we will look back at commercials like these and reminisce about how barbaric we treated life on earth for ephemeral pleasure
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arthropods have no deliberative reasoning what could possibly be the purpose of pain in an animal that cannot alter its behavior in response to it
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they be dying on the hill of conscious mosquitos for the bait value and because the miserable conditions of animal livestock that incontrovertibly feel pain has actionable solutions their fatass would have to do something about
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