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We've been inundated with complaints that we haven't uploaded Bob Katter's gay marriage speech, so here it is in all it's unhinged glory
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Dunno what's more batshit:
- the Australian government making a Robbie Williams musical biopic that takes place in the planet of the apes universe, or
-the fact that it actually turned out really fucking good
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for those who are uninitiated in australian cuisine, this, my dear friends, is a frog in a pond
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Firmly believe Americans are like that because they've never spent a Sunday sitting in the sun downing tinnies to triple j
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For our international followers, this week's big scandal in Australia is our most famous cricket stadium has been accused of going woke after calling Christmas "Boxing Day Eve".
Those complaining missed the small detail that Boxing Day is Australia's biggest cricket event.
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RT @domgiannini_: Sussan Ley gets hit with the sprinklers mid-interview 🚿
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1. This is one of the most bizarre court appeals I’ve seen a while! Litigant filed an appeal over a judge’s clothing - he wore a brown suit (instead of a black suit) & didn’t wear a wig or a judge’s gown!
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We got namedropped in a book on political reform that Gillard called a must read. This whole country is unhinged. God bless.
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social I think you will like that we included this batshit moment in our new 📕 #ABetterAus 🙂@mupublishing @StuartKells
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In 1808 one of the few instances of martial law was declared in Australia, after the military overthrew the government in response to news that they would no longer be paid in alcohol.
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The rebellion's leader, John Macarthur, successfully bamboozled the English courts by arguing he couldn't be court martialed as a civilian, and returned to the colony uncharged. He was later put on the Australian $2 bank note, and has an electoral district named after him.
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