Y’all… my wife is an RN working a shift right now. She almost never calls during work — she usually just texts when it’s slow.
So when my phone rings and it’s her, I already know it’s serious.
She hits me with:
“I have serious news…”
My stomach drops.
She goes, “You know Collin Chandler just hit the portal…”
I'm thinking, ok I mean not dealing with his threes is good, doesn't explain the call annnnd then:
“…but babe… so did
@BillyRichmondI"
Man, I haven’t been on here in hours. My heart legit sank. I was sitting there thinking we just lost some of the heart of this team.
Then I hear her laughing on the other end:
“Hah! Knew you wouldn’t handle it well!”
She got me. Good.
But really though — that fake-out made me realize how bad I need Billy back for one more year 😂
Heart can’t take another portal scare like that. Run it back, man. The Hogs need the GOAT in the lineup again.