CPA. UNC Chapel Hill ‘83. 7.6” bricked. Miami Metro Homicide Department.
Chapel Hill, NC/ Dallas, TX
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Can someone do the math on how much the steve young parlay wouldve made 😭?
Its not like he went all chalk either. OSU/BYU/Tennessee/UK/UH were either almost even or clear underdogs.
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if you ever feel shitty about yourself just be glad you're not eating raw meat while wearing a shirt that says rape
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Nigga WHY ALL THESE PORNSTARS HAVING INSIDE THE NBA TALKS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jada Stevens and Phoenix Marie say we’re in an era of a BATTLE between 0F content creators and actual p0rnst@rs💀🔥
They argue that today’s 0F creators wouldn’t be able to match the h@rdc0re scenes they did back in their prime.
“The trend of the h@rdc0re scenes that we did isn’t the same. I don’t even see them anymore.”
“It’s so easy to do what they do, but it’s not sustainable.”👀
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The small issue that he didn’t calculate is that no one fucking cares
logan paul is a year ahead of everyone
all the music in his vlogs is ai generated now:
> copyright free
> created to fit the exact narrative
> lyrics about what's happening on screen
this is actually genius
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It ain’t 2016 no more nigga get with the times and pop you a perc
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honey pack your bags were going on the Goy Cruise
Bananaland at Sea is BACK! 🤩
All 6 Banana Ball teams & cast are setting sail to Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas in January 2028!
Head to bananalandatsea.com/presale to join the presale for early booking!
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Sabrina Brier is probably (white) women’s closest equivalent to Druski, but it can’t go as far because her social analysis hits a little too close to home, and makes them as uncomfortable as much as it makes them laugh.
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A few hundred years ago this man would have been killed at birth.
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the porn industry got their own shaq and chuck dissing the new players 🤣
Luna GOES OFF on the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 😭🔥
"this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀
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I’ll never understand why girls get these really shitty doodle tattoos on their body. They are meaningless and look awful.
If you want to make doodles maybe use a scrapbook not your body.
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