No one: Babies at night time:
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Black Twitter is upset to learn the kkk didn’t lynch a black chick.
🚨 JUST IN: Maryland hanging death ruled a suicide. A Black man found hanging from a tree in Upper Marlboro was officially ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. The ruling came in by text LIVE during the press conference. 
The lynching narrative collapsed
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Women: “our hormones fluctuate so much that it’s normal to have thoughts of murdering our own children.” Same women: “if women ruled the world, we’d have world peace.”
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IRELAND FIGHT BACK 😭
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Was he a good fighter? Definitely not, but was he a good analyst? Also no, but was he a good interviewer? Also no, but did he give us memories we cherish as fans? Fuck no, but was he entertaining? No. but did he have Jelly Roll at his retirement? Also no..but… I forgot my point
🚨 Anthony Smith’s bond has been set at $500K As a condition of his bond, Smith cannot have any contact with his wife (via @TMZ_Sports)
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conor after pulling out on 2 hours notice and watching holloway get slimed by ruffy
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uruguay has been kicked out of the world cup
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it’s
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“poiriers looking for death by cop at the airport” - mma guru 💀💀💀
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Son Heung-min World Cup highlights
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🚨| Paramount+ say 17 million (15.26M U.S) people tuned into the #UFCWhiteHouse event in the U.S. and Latin America. 📺 8.2 million (7M U.S.) people in these territories watched the full 7-fight card. (via @THR)
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EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR MONTHS... ...IS DEAD FUCKING SILENT ABOUT A QUARTER-OF-A-MILLION WHITE GIRLS BEING GANG RAPED BY MUSLIMS!!! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT ANY OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
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😅 Jon Jones reacts to Alex Pereira loss with a video of himself wearing a goat necklace. It took Jones a few minutes to finish Ciryl Gane.
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Probably the worst accomplishment list I’ve ever seen 😂
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matchmakers are fcking braindead bro
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Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Please don’t lecture us on stealing land or conquest. History books still exist.
Stealing land since 1948 and crying victim. Fuck Israel.
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Every time you have sex with an asian woman your body count goes down
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jon jones even more goated now. wow
A non-enhanced athlete, Hunter Armstrong, won 1st place in the Men’s 50m Backstroke at the Enhanced Games while competing against athletes using testosterone, steroids, and other PEDs.
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Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media. This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.
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