0 → 20K 5 years of character development 20K → 30K 7 days of plot armor

I will go over DMs over the next few days I apologize but it’s been a little overwhelming

I know I said I wouldn’t talk about it anymore BUT tEChnIcAlLY This isn’t specifically about the green one, so I’m choosing to believe I’m still a man of my word Look I am the captain here if you're not happy you can... Yeah, anyhow I had the pleasure of talking with @TeodorTankov throughout the investigation Not only is he evidently very competent, he also possesses the rare ability to understand complicated things and then explain them to other human beings A skill I do not possess I’ll quote tweet some of his further research below Highly recommend following him and giving him some love. He’s done excellent work And he explains it so I don’t have to kek

If you had to make a market on the health of your loved ones, you’d quickly realize fair value is >100% of your net worth I was born with multiple blood disorders, spent many years hospitalized, and there were times when my mom had to go into debt just to get me the best treatment she could People forget how fortunate they are until they’re suddenly not so fortunate anymore You can always make another dollar You can’t make another loved one Be there for them while you can

I’ve been in crypto for nearly a decade On CT for half of that And yet… everyone’s getting free merch EXCEPT ME I want to be the biggest walking nerd too, give me the Deribit jacket, the Binance socks, the random stuff from every project and exchange. Stop sliding into my DMs asking me to become an affiliate every day. Just send me some damn merch instead I’ll review whatever I get just fucking send it Why am I out here catching FOMO over free goodies ffs

Every day I have to go through life knowing I will never be Kerry Packer >won $20m in 40 minutes at blackjack >offered to coin-flip a Texan for his entire $100m net worth after he started flexing around him >famously tipped dealers 6 figs, had a waitress fired/rehired so he could pay her $130k mortgage, gave brand new BMW/Mercedes to valets >literally died for 7 minutes, came back, kept gambling >a defibrillator saved his life, so he paid to put one in every ambulance in the state of Sydney so other people could be saved too >got grilled in Parliament over tax minimisation and told them “of course I am minimising my tax… you’re not spending it so well that we should be donating extra” Frankly, this is unbearable to me My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined