All I want is a woman who will call me, spend time with me, and fall asleep with me
But every woman I meet is: "lol you're cute (flirt/sext) "nah I don't wanna call" Or we talk for a day and then I never hear from her again.
I am not a sexual object. I have feelings, man...
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Che vistes todos esos que andan farmeando eaura en la plaza?
Si tino, los farmeadores de aura son como los otakus del 2016. Ellos en vez de farmear ki o chakra, farmeaban piñas y puteadas
*Risa de Tino*
Vamos a verlos?
Y daleee
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Who are you and why are you so handsome?
-I'm Solid Snake, and I'm your clone.
My clone? How?
-Remember when you donated all that blood, semen, and hair in 1977?
Yes
Well the Patriots intercepted that package and cloned me from the saliva you used to seal the envelope.
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🇪🇸 Insane footage from the Moroccan border with Spain: thousands of migrants are gathering at the border
This is exactly what Spanish Prime Minister Sanchez was aiming for.
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