if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire

Oct 2, 2026 · 12:55 AM UTC

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if any of you need a roommate in nyc shoot a dm to my xeetbox
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or if you need a somewhat okay guitar player for your band. we can stream our music on Coocoo. im networking
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we’d be calling them bullshit like Sendables
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pass me a snippet on claire
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if Spotify was invented in the 90s it would be called RealJukebox Streaming Audio Client 3.1
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as god intended
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With 13 grams of protein
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fiber enriched Zoats i got from zoola
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that zoola+ update is ready to roll-out for premium users
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Join our Zoo here at Zoola
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Consequences of every good name being taken
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consequences of everyone being bad at naming things
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it would be free for 30 days then cost nine dollars a month
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gmail lowkey doing this
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“@Yahoo”??
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if email was invented in 2011 it would be called iMail
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“ChatGPT” is a counter example!
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Eclaire
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the ui would have all round corners and emoji icons
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Just sayin…
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I stopped working as a software engineer when the office started to sound like "zoogle me the doodabs so we can squeep the chichango next Monday". Lord take me back to the 90s when shit made sense.
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we already got zoopla
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Gotta check my zoola
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thank god email was invented before we started giving everything startup ass names 😭
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they’d call command prompt The Nexus or some shit
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We are definitely getting emails from Zooola in 2040
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This meeting could have been a zoot
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