-spamming Aspirin, double portions of icecream, orders steak without vegetables and chugs 12 cokes a day to caffeinemaxx
-Becomes leader of the most powerful nation on the planet
This was no coincidence.
Hail Ray Peat
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."