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Bus users in Singapore will now be fined for playing music out loud The fines range from around $400 to $4000
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Did you remember to delete everything after the question mark before sending that link, anon?
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Motion so low he stole my tweet, reposted it to Instagram and still got likemogged
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200,000 people have liked a blebbabinsane tweet. Look how far weโ€™ve come.
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Now that Iโ€™m less of a niche esoteric internet micro e-celebrity I have to watch what I post
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larp, doesnโ€™t include Sicily
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bleb retweeted
What
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Iโ€™m so happy I finally got my first hate comments
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when I finally lose all of my weight I will never wear a shirt again
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Resort gym said I couldnโ€™t work out in crocs #nuke
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Found our culprit @fartclot49
Guy in Melbourne Central lower food court watching porn on his phone, itโ€™s not even 8:30 man and youโ€™re in public
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I turn primal when every bathroom is occupied
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met a guy irl who takes this guys word as gospel
Professor Jiang just said it: Trumpโ€™s third term doesnโ€™t end with an election. It ends with a siege of New York City. He laid out two paths. National emergency. Constitution gets treated like a suggestion. Or Don Jr. on the ticket. Then he steps aside. After that, the blue cities stop paying. They refuse ICE. Local cops vs federal agents. Then the food stops. Then the water stops. Federal forces. Maybe militias from red states. New York cut off for years. He even named the mayor - Zohran Mamdani. And he bet $100 Trump is still in the White House on January 21, 2029. If the cities revolt, the response isnโ€™t a press conference. Itโ€™s a siege.
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iPhone chargers are nothing if not consistent, consistent in breaking at the worst possible time.
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This was before I discovered non western milk
jokes on you Iโ€™m lactose intolerant
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