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The latest revision of @INCITS/@isostandards COBOL comes out this year
The goals of COBOL sound normal today:
- Portable
- Freely available
- Designed by the community
In 1959 it was radical & unprecedented
It was also conceived of & led by women
This is the story of COBOL
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Bryce, the CUDA Colonel retweeted
NVIDIA CUDA Tile C++ support lands in CLion 2026.2.3! The IDE now recognizes the new syntax and flags Tile-specific issues, helping you stay focused on writing modern GPU code.
Download CLion: jb.gg/cl_2026_2_3
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Fully agree.
There was a time before version control.
There was a time before automated testing and CI.
We would never go back.
This is the end of the era before automated code review and quality enforcement.
One day we will look back and wonder how we lived like this.
There's been a ton of talk about the role of humans in code review, and when and how humans should be signing off on changes.
I believe that, long-term, humans have no role in routinely reviewing code.
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Bryce, the CUDA Colonel retweeted
📢 ADSP Episode 304 is out! 📢 In this episode, @blelbach and @code_report finish their conversation with @marksaroufim about the agentic era, autoresearch, @GPU_MODE, Mark's favorite books and more! adspthepodcast.com/2026/09/1…
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Bryce, the CUDA Colonel retweeted
you did it wrong, you need to ask in the main gemini app, not the sidebar thing. terrible UX/product design.
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If I want to turn a Gmail into a Google Calendar invite, I go into ChatGPT and tell it do it.
If I try to use the Gemini integration in Gmail...
"I can't change the color of a calendar event"
"I can't change the notifications of a calendar event"
"I can't ..."
What is the point of Gemini? Google stuffed this thing everywhere, and it can't operate between its own services out of the box? I'm staring at a PDF of my kid's school calendar in Google Drive and asking for something obvious.
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Moore's Law is about transistor count, but the way that surfaced to us was different over time, and thus it had eras:
1970-2005: Free Lunch (clock speeds scaled)
2005-2015: No More Free Lunch (core count scaled
2015-202?: Software Hell (specialization: GPUs, low prec, TC)
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Anyways, it's a great time to be a hardware architect, at the expense of the software people who have to build a programming model for your three-letter-acronym accelerator.
It's all @__simt__'s fault. Remember that the next time you port your attention kernel to a new arch.
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(I am sure @__simt__ regrets telling me that every time I @ him his Twitter notifications blow up)
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