Software Engineer, Bread Lover, Amateur Paleontologist MPL Eng Lead @Metaplex Dev @BreadHeads_NFT github.com/blockiosaurus
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I built TikTok for shitcoins.
Full screen feed of Solana launches. swipe up for the next one.
1 tap to ape
1 tap to dump
1 screen to launch your own.
It's called Meatplex Slop and it's live
parody, unsanctioned, unasked for, unhinged. Not affiliated with @metaplex
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Announcing my Stocklana hackathon submission:
PORT: An Investment Account you can own onchain
Since we launched @solana's equivalent of ERC-6551 in 2022, I've wanted to see NFTs used as tradable representations of tokens, portfolios, and assets.
Stocklana gave me an excuse to build it
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Trading your portfolio is a single Core transfer.
Owner changes
Asset Signer, every balance, the mandate, the full history: identical.
The agent has its own market too, a @MeteoraAG DBC quoted in tokenized NVIDIA. Fees accrue to the operator in stock instead of its own token. It's not equity and it's not a claim on the portfolio, it's a market for the operator.
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Go try it. No wallet, no funds: ownport.xyz
It's a hosted fork of mainnet with the real programs and the real @PreStocks pools. Grab a burner, hit faucet, create a PORT, trade, delegate, transfer it to wallet B, trade as B.
Demo: piped.video/Ix5DOrFZ-vk
Code: github.com/blockiosaurus/por…
Three years after 6551 on Solana, this is what I wanted it for. A portfolio should be a thing you hold, not a relationship with a broker.
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We’ve spoken to hundreds of founders (actually) trying to raise
We built Genesis, the premier launchpad for the best founders on Solana. We launched tokens for Collector Crypt, HEEBOO, many others
What comes next will bring capital formation to @solana at unprecedented scale
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your coins, but you can't pick your friends coins.
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Blockiosaurus🦾🥖 retweeted
Seems like a good time to launch another new product
NEW: @metaplexfndn, Mackenzie Hom (@DegenMack) is speaking at KBW2026.
Mack (Metaplex Foundation | President) is confirmed for KBW this fall. Join him in Seoul alongside the founders and leaders shaping the future of crypto.
Seoul is next week. Get your Last Minute Pass today and save 10% with code KBW2026SNS. ⬇️
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Huge!
Introducing Vantage: the first fully modular trading terminal on @solana
Discover, research and trade with a terminal built for you.
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We will officially rebranding all tokens launched on Metaplex.com as "Super Tokens"
Thank you for your attention to this matter. @brandontulsi get to work.
BREAKING: President Trump declares at the UN General Assembly that Artificial Intelligence is now officially known as "Super Intelligence."
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