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born too late to buy cheap real estate, born too early to explore space, born just in time to work forty hours a week for money that loses value by Friday
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It is deeply funny that a global, borderless, decentralized financial revolution hinges entirely on whether 100 geriatric politicians in Washington press a green or red button before their 2pm nap.
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the 30-year plan:
buy Bitcoin.
hold for three decades.
stare directly at the 1-minute chart 480 times a day until retirement.
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"I’m not robbing your bank, sir, I’m just conducting an unannounced $320M security audit and charging a mandatory 15% consulting tip."
So, 3,400 BTC were refunded. The “white hats” still hold 600 BTC. If this was ever a negotiated reward under an encrypted contract signed on-chain, it looks more like extortion than white-hat hacking!
Let's see what happens to these 600 BTC...
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Retards Gonna WIn
me checking my portfolio for the 47th time today like it's going to look different than the last 46
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we finally got tokenized real-world assets onchain, and the immediate use case was backing microcap shitcoins on Pons launchpads.
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