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i keep seeing alt-right content so i’m gonna eat some ravioli and log out until i regulate my nervous system
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THEY ARE BURNING INCENSE OUTSIDE THE STADIUM TO CLEAR THE BAD VIBES
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when they start sexually harrassing your goat :/
In addition to being the NHL’s next big star, Macklin Celebrini also possesses heartthrob looks; he appears, essentially, like he could have been cast in Heated Rivalry or Off Campus—the ultra-popular romance shows that have recently used the world of hockey as a backdrop for steamy love stories. As his profile has risen, he has become an unwitting target of intrigue, fascination, and parasocial projection among those series’ many (mostly female) viewers, who are eager to find examples of, or at least hopeful stand-ins for, their fictional fantasies in the real world. It’s an unexpected—or at least ancillary—form of attention, one that he’s still getting used to. “There’s been times where it’s a little much,” Celebrini admits when asked if fans have behaved out of bounds. He says he gets the occasional crazy DM. “But I think you’ve got to just always obviously be calm and kind of just handle whatever gets thrown at you.” gq.visitlink.me/ZV1p8v
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Benny imma need you to lock in brother this is offseason activities
👀 Zach Benson had new Instagram activity: Followed: ✅ alexandrakozovski — alexandra 🔗 instagram.com/alexandrakozov… ✅ emmaevelyyn — em 🔗 instagram.com/emmaevelyyn ✅ maxinevanstrien — maxi👼🏼🐻 🔗 instagram.com/maxinevanstrie… ✅ rileyfaith5 — Riley 🔗 instagram.com/rileyfaith5 Unfollowed: ❌ taylahawryluk — tayla rae 🔗 instagram.com/taylahawryluk #NHL #Sabrehood
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my mom informed me that it is actually illegal in new york state to not pay for a trial shift so i sent a follow-up text #unghostable
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they ghosted me after my mock shift
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run me that $60 after taxes
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my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my uncle pussy
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i am getting ghosted by minimum wage part time service industry jobs
People with AU/DHD How the fuck do you keep a job ?
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AND FUCK YOUR QUINNESOTA GO BRES
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rangers were sort of endearing when they sucked i dont wanna deal with them being good now
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like they were like the mets for a while back there
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Baby geno crying.... poor baby
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I don't think i've seen a fanbase so dedicated to a team that they all came together to boycott the organization because that Organization is being run into the depths of hell.
Can't even pass the flag because there's so few people here
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Joe Petagno's facehugger concept art for Alien (1979)
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interlinked #alien
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They keep calling Victor Eklund William I think that just means we should just get his brother here too
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very fond of all of these
artists, come forth and show off your best artworks from this year!!!!
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I still can’t get over how funny it is that a grown man has the aura of an absolutely legendary 5th grader
he definitely made the kick that permanently trapped a dodgeball in the gym ceiling
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at least cigarette smokers know their shit stinks. You guys are annoying
Yeah I could give less of a shit like weed smells objectively good and people who claim it smells bad are just boomers or spiritual boomers
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THIS IS EVERYTHING
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