the _____* are a deeply unserious club who only exist to frustrate me. *(insert united/oilers/tfc/cavaliers/blue jays, as best fits at time of reading this tweet)

5-2 for the oilers in the third. if we can score 3 more in the next few minutes, this game should be a wrap! #LetsGoOilers

perseverance! got em. #Caitlin1

A lot of immigrants + their children have the politics of Corbyn in the west and politics of Farage in their country of origin, said this Somali guy on TikTok. Never a truer word spoken.

this is bookmarked for tomorrows commute. i know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but no one has ever been better at sports radio than bob mccown. it’s great to have him back in ANY capacity after the show with him and shannon abruptly ended.

dubai paris rigatoni with heavy marinara

Canada national team coach Jesse Marsch has said that FIFA’s decision to suspend a ban for United States forward Folarin Balogun is one that would “never happen in any other country” in the world and an example of Americans believing the country deserves to be “treated differently”. Marsch, speaking ahead of Canada’s exhibition game against the U.S. on Tuesday night in Minnesota, told The Guardian: “As Americans, we have been inundated with propaganda since we were young. “We’re the No 1 country in the world, we deserve everything, No 1 in every aspect of life — this is what we’ve been told. So, when things happen and we don’t feel like we’re in control of it … we feel like we deserve to be treated differently because we’re Americans. That is one of the things that infuriates the rest of the world about Americans.” He said he felt it would not have happened in any other country, claiming “this is why everyone around the world hates America.” Marsch added: “The U.S. had had a good World Cup, was doing well. All that switched in one moment.” More from @AdamCrafton_ nyti.ms/47zpkoD

got a bike rack and feel like my whole life has changed…….

asked my uncle why we don’t see new species developed like this anymore. he went silent for a while, with tears in his eyes, and said, “son, there was a time when we understood the process. had the knowledge. we had the technology. we can’t make this. we don’t know how anymore”

inside of the house is covered with fruit flies, outside with wasps and box elder bugs. this has been a horrible summer for “let’s chill on the deck and have an ipa and not get attacked by a hundred bugs at once”

i’m watching this absolutely emotional movie on the partition with diljit dosanjh, and all i can think of is that one absolutely hilarious vancouver canucks tweet that @AmanLoodu brought to my attention. that was an absolute all time classic!!

Face of the league shifting from Bron to *this* is …. something (complimentary)

the caitlin 1’s drop is a complete mess in canada. drop online at footlocker, nike and snkrs was today, some sites listing men’s sizes, some women’s. foot locker stores don’t get actual shipments until next week. jd sports stores get stock saturday 🫠

my dad has a lot of theories…his craziest/most plausible one is that KFC tasted better when the colonel was still alive. that he was some master/mysterious taste enforcer and once he died, they started cutting corners on quality ingredients and it’s never been the same.

if it were up to me city would be dissolved tomorrow. but i’m not the elected leader of a nation who’s seen abu dhabi pour billion dollars of investment into east manchester and has multi billions of deals for the UK as a whole. perspective on why this is a delicate situation

Simply love the City fans being whiney babies.

this is game 1?!?!? 😂😂 #LetsGoOilers

did tristan jarry accidentally grab one of jack campbell’s old “water” bottles?!?!

Every time I play an “Arkham” game for the first time I’ll always be reminded of how good the “Arkham Asylum” intro was. Best video game intro ever IMO