the american educational system is on life support

DRAKE DON TOLIVER ELLA LANGLEY CHOOSIN TEXAS (REMIX) PREMIERED WITH 'FOMO' 🚨

It is that deep.

RIP brother I'll see you in Valhalla

I think about this ad way too often

The last thing I’ve ever wanted to do is talk about my family’s personal lives - but since the NY Post has decided to peddle misinformation about us, it’s necessary to set the record straight. 1/

before I was born, my older sister got kidnapped out the front yard. she was 8 and she bit the guy's hand so hard he had to let go. they found tape and knives and shit in his car. anyway sometimes I look ole dude up to make sure he's not kidnapping ppl. but he lowkey is 😭

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

why are they playing Rains of Castamere while my plane is boarding wtf is about to happen

Outstandingly terrifying.

letting all my non binary friends know that I need to leave

Socialists must protect public housing, not demolish it. Stop the demolition of Fulton Elliott-Chelsea!🌹

Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.

Trump: "Maybe LeBron is a racist. But maybe he doesn't like Trump. I don't know. I only like people that like me, so I would say Michael Jordan all the way."

today i went out to lunch with my dad and his friends and before ordering they walked around looking at what everyone else in the restaurant was eating so they could make an informed decision

Mamdani just spent several minutes detailing Netanyahu’s alleged war crimes before saying he has no authority to arrest him and leaves the matter to the federal government. Fine. Then use every power the mayor does have. Don’t roll out the red carpet for a wanted war criminal. Don’t use the NYPD to insulate him from public outrage. Don’t suppress the New Yorkers who take to the streets demanding accountability. If Netanyahu is truly not welcome in New York City, that principle should be reflected in how the city treats his visit, not just in rhetoric.