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"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"
You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.
One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.
A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?
"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.
My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.
"The social disruption will be enormous!"
Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.
Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?
A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.
Accelerate.
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Conceptual Bottom starring @ConceptualJames
Made with the slop cannon by @boneGPT
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the inauguration of @boneGPT as slopking ft @Roll1er,
lofinikitaboar(by bone),
Dr. Geoffrey Hinton, @Geist36913’s 2005 BMW E46 M3, and @nvidia .
Music by @kanyewest
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I earned this money by trolling ai safety advocates, British people, and secondaries traders.
I’m going to spend this money on getting drunk and trolling ai safety advocates, British people, and secondaries traders.
This is how you rsi btw
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“white people stole our resources” what the fuck were you niggas gonna do with uranium?
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walking into the lighthaven cnc orgy in my short shorts and telling everybody how I would never ever consent as I flutter my eyelashes
for the record i am a rationalist and effective altruist and ai safety advocate. and also i do not live in berkeley, i am aggressively monogamous, i find cuddle puddles extremely offputting, and am in many ways borderline sex-negative.
this is not as rare as you might think!
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in 2024 i stopped writing papers and started writing tweets and that was such a good call honestly
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... Notion the earth will be inherited by the dysgenic wreckage the left is making of this planet is actually the ugliest scenario anyone has ever come up with.
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that's why I'm selling a class on how I used opus 5.5 to start my own betting site
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Hank Hill - Money for Nothing (Dire Straits cover) [Slop Cannon Edition]
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learned a lot about product design from zucc
thinking about adding farmville to the slopcannon while you wait for your video to finish
I love how Mark Zuckerberg simply laughs at the question of whether "AI will wipe us all out," as if it were the most absurd question in the world.
At this point, no one is going to slow down.
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