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EIDO FOLLOW ME INSTEAD THE BARONESS FORTRESS HAS A SEAFOOD BUFFET! HOHO!
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MONGOL SWEEP! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE!
I emailed Gabe Newell asking if it was true that he spent months practicing Mongolian throat singing at the Valve office he fucking replied
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GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE! ONE THOUSAND MONGOL DRIFTERS! THE STEPPE IS OURS! FUCK HAUNTED CHINA! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE!
Counter-Strike co-creator Minh Le revealed that Valve boss Gabe Newell got so obsessed with Mongolian throat singing at Valve HQ that staff started closing their office doors to escape the noise. bit.ly/4ygq2Dh
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THE FOUL AVATAR OF GRAVES! THEY HAVE CLAIMED A BET AGAINST ME! AND HAVE TAKEN THE THRONE OF THE GOLDEN HORDE! (FOR ONE DAY!) SUCH ARE HARD TIMES... WE CAN ONLY PRAY THE PATCH REMOVES GRAVES FROM THE GAME! FOUL NECROMANCER! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE! #drifter #graves #deadlock
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THERE IS ONLY ONE STAND BEFITTING A VAMPIRE KING! ZA WORLD!
What stand would each person in deadlock twt have
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PATCH TODAY! MUAHAHAHAHA!
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abrams trying to get a job working for the djinn
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FEAR US! ME AND MYSTICAL MAMDANI HAVE OPENED THE GATES OF HELL! AS ITS NEW ONWER I SHALL RENAME IT IN MY HONOR! I SHALL CALL IT "PHANTOM 3!" HAHAHAHAHA ALL SHALL BURN! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE! #drifter #deadlock
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HOW EMBARASSING! THE KHAN HAD TO VIST SUPER BEING ELDRITCH DR HOUSE! FOR WHAT YOU MAY ASK! TERMINAL SKILL ISSUE! FORTUNATELY THE KHAN IS GOOD HEALTH! UNFORTUNATELY THEY HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE! #drifter #deadlock
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In 2 years when deadlock fully realises, they're going to talk about the Khan of the Golden Horde in some iceberg video
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THE GOLDEN HORDE HAS AN ANNOUCEMENT! A FEATURE LENGTH FILM! THE DEATH OF YURI HAZE STARRING - YURI HAZE | CO STARRING - MORAG, JOECHUCK, WAVY, TENSHI, DEATHY, AND YAOISEVENDL RELEASING 9/24/2026! THE HORRORS OF ENTROPY AWAIT! GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE! #drifter #haze #deadlock
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Counter-Strike co-creator Minh “Gooseman” Le has shared one of the stranger stories from his time at Valve, Gabe Newell once spent around five months practicing Mongolian throat singing around the office Le said Newell became fascinated with the singing style after watching a documentary, then started practicing it at work, walking through the halls and singing every day “He would just walk along the halls just doing this throat singing thing, and he would do it daily” According to Le, the singing was loud enough that “a lot of people in the office” became “kind of annoyed” by it, some employees reportedly started closing their doors because of the noise The phase lasted about five months, before Newell moved on to other interests, including knife collecting and medieval-style axes and swords piped.video/watch?v=Bq_131Wv…
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PREPARE FOR MY ARRIVAL, WORM.
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YOSHI WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
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PATCH ISNT TODAY SORRY I ATE IT #YUM GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE!
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尤里·雾霾 (YURI HAZE) 末日之日(THE DAY OF DOOM) 第二十四 (THE TWENTY FOURTH) 更新日,不更则亡 (PATCH DAY OR DIE) 耀西的信使 (YOSHI'S MESSENGER) 谎言大师 (MASTER OF LIES) 一切终将成真?(ALL SHALL BE TRUE?) 荣耀归于金帐汗国 (GLORY TO THE GOLDEN HORDE) #drifter #deadlock #haze
24th of september... or else...
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24th of september... or else...
death to yuri haze
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