jack of all trades, master of some

i’ve actually never done so bad in a class as i am now
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feeling manual asf
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i’m getting high off the nachos lunchable rn
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i wish i was a gay man
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i’m drawing the first reply to this tweet😳
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when you’re mid typing a tweet but u realize nb gaf
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kim jong un died???
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whoever unsent that message on instagram know that i saw it
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british people after feasting on mushy peas
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these are my only 2 moods
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Ur gf will genuinely cheat on you w a dude who doesn’t wipe his ass
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ummm retweeted
how it feels to cook a yummy meal as a boy #Male
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sis i’m dead as a chile
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yesterday someone let me merge in front of them when i thought i was going to miss my turn & wow. instant dopamine hit
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you can’t say you like music but all you listen to is drake
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throwing a halloween party this year😳 the pressure is real
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Never buying knock off aliexpress Miffy stickers again they’re having this bitch kill herself !!!!
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i like when people but /j at the end of their statement, like thank you for the clarification
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yk you’re deep in liberal lesbian territory when all the girls armpits are hairy
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one more post til 1000, what should i say that’s that important😳 this feels like when they dropped the constitution
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