Aposematism is there to warn off predators, not sexual partners. If you’re repelled by it, it’s working.

Lewis Hamilton breaks the record for the most F1 career podiums previously held by.. Lewis Hamilton.

Yeah, so basically the current prevailing schizo internet theory is that AI nerds have destroyed the internet and created infinite spam. The advertisement goons are now incapable of determining who is a bot and who is an actual human. The advertisement goons no longer want to pay as much to social media networks. Social media networks, in full blown panic of losing potential revenue, decided to lobby governments saying "we gotta protect the kids! ID everyone to protect the kids from pedophiles!". The social media networks know this doesn't really protect kids. But, it does two things (and a third accidentally). 1. They now can identify who is human and who is AI slop machine, or enough to appease the advertisement goons 2. Advertising to children is a general no-no from politicians, or something, so with ID verification they can say with confidence they're not advertising to children because it's been ID verification. Basically, they can weed out the children and focus on advertising to adults 3. The feds can now tell who is human and who is AI slop. This inadvertently helps them with tracking people and serving fresh daily dumps of propaganda, or whatever they want to do. It's a win-win-win for advertisers, social media networks, the government, and any business which does data collections. It fucks over everyone else. Chat, I'm not going to lie to you. This is an extremely good conspiracy schizo theory and I unironically believe it.

oh my god you people can’t do anything

RT @CrownDigitalz: the fact that animal life on earth has been reduced by 70% in the last 50 years is not making enough people sick

Seatbelts aren't designed for breasts. Real blood wasn't used for period product testing until like 2023. Female crash dummies weren't regularly used in crash tests until 2022. Women are 30% more likely to die if her surgeon is a man. Endometriosis affects 1 in 9 women yet it takes 10 years to diagnose and there's more research done on male pattern baldness than endo. And endo studies consist of how attractive endo patients are to males.

Costco looked at the declining birth rate and said who exactly is supposed to be buying the 48-pack of Gogurts in 2045

"ChatGPT why did I fail" "You failed because half the answers I gave you were wrong" LMAAAAAOOO

HPV can now be completely eliminated using light-activated therapy: A special gel is applied to the cervix and absorbed by HPV-infected cells. After about 4 hours, red light activates it, creating molecules that destroy the abnormal cells while mostly sparing healthy tissue.

Yeah, don’t do this. I quit selling ladybugs years ago for several reasons: 1) Ladybugs are not farm-raised like other beneficial bugs are. They are wild collected. People go out with scoops and shop vacs in the mountains of California when ladybugs are hibernating en masse and gather them up. They then refrigerate them and package them for selling. This means that the ladybugs you buy are not native to your area and will wake up very disoriented, which leads to my next point- 2) They leave (fly away) as soon as you release them. Not only are they confused upon release, but they’re also territorial. If you release 1,500 of them you’ll be lucky if even a few of them stick around. You’re basically just paying to relocate ladybugs from California to your state. Instead of buying ladybugs, you can attract native ladybugs to your yard by planting native plants and other pollinator friendly plants around your property. Also, make sure you aren’t using insecticides in the garden. If you want to purchase and release a beneficial insect in your garden, green lacewings are a much better alternative.

Well well well, look who actually has a biological clock... 🤡

Its 10pm, do you know what content YOUR parents are watching online?

RT @ichriecheblut: the coolest thing about ethnobotany as an ethnobotanist myself is learning how often animals teach us what’s edible and…

An Italian ethnobotanist got attacked by a gang of goats for his mushrooms. Giorgio Samorini was 13,000 ft up in the Italian Alps, studying psychoactive fungi. While filling a bag with some Liberty caps, a male goat suddenly charged him. He suspected they were protecting territory or maybe their offspring, but... As soon as he hit the ground, the entire herd sprinted over and started gobbling up every single mushroom. He watched them for a while, noticing the goats ignored all the surrounding grass and would only eat the mushrooms, until the entire patch was gone. Then they'd run in circles, shake their heads wildly back and forth, and play for hours. After the experience, Giorgio went on to write Animals and Psychedelics — arguing that getting high isn't a human invention. It's a biological drive shared by every single living thing on earth.

If Sir Lewis Hamilton hinting on Mercedes are cheating then you listen because no one on the grid knows the ins and outs of this team like him.

I’m sorry Charles?????

RT @AndrewHewat: I think this isn't getting enough attention. In a world packed with overwhelming bad news, I feel like this still ultimate…

This is how it works.

So any kid with an eye for detail is going to be rewarded with ... faceless people, illustrations that directly contradict the core premise of the text, and goofy non-alphabets in the background. Talk about teaching! Generative AI is such a rancid stain, man. Just burn it all.