like billy joe royal once said, i never promised you a rose garden.

at peace.
"do pineapples belong on pizza?"
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i came here to laugh at myself tonight
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tomorrow i go again👍
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Didn’t expect Ben Affleck to have the most articulate and realistic explanation where video models and Hollywood is going
Bilawal Sidhu
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look what just came innnnnnnn 😭
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for now humo ndani ni kama kichina but atleast they prop my monitor to the perfect height 😌
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wazee tumewakilishwa vyema but mike can't win this lol
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i might seem fine but
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pedro shette retweeted
He’s taking the car for Service.
I just saw my mechanic and his whole family going to church in my car 😭
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could make a great viagra ad
To any crazed American Lefties wanting to move to Australia, this is a typical supermarket in Australia. Also we have more than enough crazies here. Try NZ.
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11/11 im making wishes all day
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You out yo’ rabbit ass mind.
As men we need to start getting on our knees and begging women to stay
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everything aside, ive never met anyone wearing those clear glass frames who wasn't an absolute slut
The Equatorial Guinea man’s wife sextape leaked. Apparently she was also cheating too. Interesting twist to the story 🤣
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nevermind mmoja kanijia akilini nvm
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that's exactly how im seated 😭
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fevers sometimes low-key feel good. idk
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chatgpt is so funny. even when asking for mundane assistance if you end your prompt with "HEEELLLLPPP" it types out the result so much faster 😂
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i owe myself like 3 bottles of wine this weekend
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related unrelated post: anyone know where to find this bad bitch in dar?
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