REALIST // BARCELONA // FC

Lagos, Nigeria
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We really are poor people, and it’s not even about money We are poor in conscience. Poor in morals. Poor in honor. The country cannot change if the masses don’t change. Period!
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The full story would blow your mind 5 times in one minute!
Ghanaian twin brothers, 22, plead guilty to tricking elderly victims into fake romantic relationships and scamming them out of over $9 MILLION across 25 states! Feds seize luxury jewelry & watches
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One day niggas will realize that standards are only for the niggas she don’t like
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The moment anyone says this I can’t take them seriously anymore because how?????
Eating at home and eating out cost almost the same these days.
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I don't care how you were raised. Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Learn to hate Tinubu. You're an adult now.
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when i finally win, i wont say anything i'll just post this video
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Shoutout to those older friends who do not carry seniority on their head like weave on.
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Apple officially unveils the redesigned MacBook Pro, its first touchscreen Mac! 🚨 • Thinner and lighter design • PROLED XDR Tandem OLED touchscreen • 120Hz ProMotion and up to 2,000 nits • Dynamic Island • M5 Pro and M5 Max chips • Up to 24 hours of battery life • Up to 128GB RAM and 16TB storage • 14-inch and 16-inch models Starts at $2,899 | Available November 6
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You gotta be kidding with this question right? Right???
Which had the bigger impact
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No woman fully loves a man that has not slept with her.
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Lost to PSG Lost to Real Madrid Lost a Balon'dor campaign 🇨🇭Xavi Espart injured 🇨🇭Eric Garcia injured 🇨🇭Jules Kounde injured 🇨🇭Dani Olmo injured UCL Win streak ENDED LA'LIGA Win streak ENDED CampNou Win streak ENDED Best F#cking October of the Year
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Born to be used by a ovulating unstable woman
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Bruhhhh!
Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
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Whats it called when u’re extremely self aware but keep ruining your life with the same patterns
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i ignored that lil smell cuz i liked you
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Una wey dey rush clean board when others still dey write. How life come be now?
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To steal a Woman from a Man, the incoming Man has to do the most To steal a Man from a Woman, all the incoming woman has to do is give the pum up cheaply enough. That’s why House Girl is a threat to the Wife, while House Boy is almost never a threat to the Husband.
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God will not come down from heaven to fix Nigeria
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Doctor Strange didn't pick the 1 in 14,000,605 timeline because it was the only way to beat Thanos. he picked it because it was the only timeline that got rid of both Thanos AND Tony Stark at the same time. go back and watch how Strange talks to Tony on the ship. he realized early on that a guy smart enough to build Ultron and time travel in a weekend was eventually going to be a bigger threat to the multiverse than Thanos ever was.
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Relationship advice from Yul Edochie. Men let's gather here from someone's experience. Video Credit: THE HONEST BUNCH.
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its like you people do not have a real grasp of how much this half dead withering bastard fucked us over. anybody just about making a case for him should ideally be murked on the spot. feels like mass psychosis that there’s people who still want him. fuel was 197 naira in october 2022. bag of rice was 25k. ts so fucked up.
wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??
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