Fan of alcohol, theme parks, Halloween and holidays in general. he/him

Orlando, FL
Well this is a problem
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Okaaaay I’m herrrrre. What’s uuupp??
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Petting Vlad this morning revealed the actual WORST THING EVER 💀
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Replying to @BDisgusting
not the first time they turned fear factor into nightmare fuel
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“Is your pasta green?”
turned them green
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Dead 💀
A solo traveler with no BODY to go with 💀
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I’m always mesmerized by her cadence I never noticed the piece of raw meat that flies onto the table a few seconds in
I’m never not thinking about this video
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Brr it’s cold
Ebenezer Scrooge is now on @venmo. Think he’s feeling generous? 💰 Send a request: venmo.com/u/EBENEZERmovie
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On Wednesdays we wear pink, and early vote!
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🎶I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toooes🎶
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The pie rates may be out of control, but the friend ships still sail!
Aaargh!!! Happy to celebrate 🥳 work milestones with @braddrinks !! @NonaTanlines
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I’m new to wearing glasses, I keep forgetting they are see through when I’m looking at a man intently 👀
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Update: they were yums
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First time at Beak and Barrel and couldn’t have asked for a better spot!
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Question for the class: are leather chaps for Hoop Dee Doo overkill? 😜
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Okaaay I’m uppp! What are we doing today?
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Yes @TheLeisureProf I was asking you…
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Ew no thank you
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I won’t do that cute little video removing or adding letters to my LinkedIn resume, but let’s just say hard work paid off sooner than expected 😌
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Y’all just hate fun. This is whimsy, this is FUN.
We're peel-y excited to share that the Banana Ball Open is coming to ESPN Wide World of Sports April 2027 🥎🍌
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