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Strange man came to our village today and we threw stones at him until he no longer moved and then we ate him
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Going through the kind of shit that makes me understand my father
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House mate has the habit of not putting the kettle back on the thing so now I’ve joined them in the endeavour by finding the furthest place within plausible deniability to leave it so they can feel my suffering. Thoughts? #NewToThisPassiveAggressiveThing
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Mfw this lowkey worked bc I found the kettle back on the thing where it belongs #winning
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RT @pradaice: Well no actually people just don’t know about the anti rape and battered women’s movement of the 70s and 80 which is why they…
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I’ve been spreading the word of what feels like the gospel for years now…. My palangs, my sweet girl palangs
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what redosing on molly at an 8 am kitchen afters taught me about b2b tech sales 👇🧵
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This news unironically appeared to me in a dream last night. Wtf. The dream was about beta squad and the Paul brothers getting hired to be agents of the state and the masses debating what an ethical sell out point would be for them
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