Must’ve been a good year in the Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice futures market. They’re giving out the full-sized candy bars at Louie Winthorpe‘s place!
The original Philadelphia City Charter from 1701 granted by William Penn. You can still barely read the final words, “My soul prays to God for youse dick heads”
So I always keep a @SEPTA token or two in my wallet (because I do that) and I always keep a penny or two in my wallet just in case I need to throw one on Ben Franklin’s grave for luck.
Today, I passed 4th & Arch and reached in my wallet for a penny but grabbed the wrong coin and accidentally threw a token on the grave stone. I had to get a tourist in the graveyard to retrieve the token so I could trade it for a penny—not sure I get any luck in that exchange!