Software Engineer at @DescriptApp, boulderer, a cappella nerd
San Francisco, CA
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I don't know how I functioned before blocking social media and messaging apps during the workday with focus mode on Android. I still have the option to check, but that additional friction has rewired my habits for the better.
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Stumbled into a website tonight called UberBeats that I didn’t think was real, but I signed up anyway. 2.5 hrs later I get a surprise text! A DJ wearing a branded UberBeats mask pulls up in a car, smoke machine in their trunk, and plays a ~10m set. Best pandemic dance party. 🎵💖
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dropped some beats for this fantastic pod of humans 🚗 enjoy your delivery!
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next nigga to say something offensive to me getting kissed
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haha, a black high school should have a “white” day where you *checks notes* shoot everyone because you’re sad
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PHOSPHENE:
the sensation when you apply pressure onto your eyes and your vision starts to blur and spiral out of control. being unable to put my vision out to the world combined with the pressure of not doing so has created a phosphene of colours and textures.
DROPPING APRIL 5th
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Marie Kondo has proved irrefutably that no one is more annoying than people who think owning a lot of books is a personality.
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!! RECORD BROKEN !!
We are proud to see that #SmashBrosUltimate at Genesis 6 has now surpassed the largest grassroots #SmashBros tournaments of all time (G3 Melee) with 1829 entrants & growing!
smash.gg/G6
#G6
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Here's a look at some of this year's best graduation caps. Share your favorites with us using #NNCommencement!
Our annual commencement roundup airs tonight on @NBCNightlyNews. Tune in!
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ayy @samgellaitry got that diet coke superbowl commercial placement 💪🏼
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You guys poll any other private citizens’ popularity? How’s my cousin Geoff doing?
Hillary Clinton popularity hits all-time low, poll shows fxn.ws/2Dikkpm
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Hi everybody! Back to the original handle. Is this thing still on? Michelle and I are off on a quick vacation, then we’ll get back to work.
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We've always been @8BeatMeasure's #1 fans - guess we're not the only ones! Check out their near perfect RARB review: hubs.ly/H05Jq7W0
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I discovered Claire via @producthunt - She makes booking flights fast and intuitive. You can test her here: goo.gl/p3TQHa
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