If you’re watching football and own zero bitcoin please evaluate your priorities

Social media has completely distorted people’s perception of wealth. You scroll for 10 minutes and suddenly everyone is a millionaire with a Lambo, three houses, and a $10M portfolio. Reality looks very different. Building a $1M net worth is still a massive accomplishment. Stop comparing your real life to someone else’s highlight reel. Keep building. Quietly.

Gun laws can eat my gooch

Gas should never be more than a dollar a gallon. We have an unlimited supply of oil despite what climate faggots try to say.

271k at best

There are few things that can top buying a new gun and buying more bitcoin in the same day

The woods are calling me

ALL OF THE LIGHTS

BTC T MAC suggests term limits on US congressmen

Most people could retire in 15 years by stacking bitcoin hard as fuck for the next 5 years. But they won’t.

Who would’ve guessed that illegals were propping up the housing market?

Never kill yourself

The irony

US Congress

Well duh

Nothing worse than standing behind someone in line buying lottery tickets

Never trust, always verify.

Walking outside to a nice crisp 60° in the air

In this house PSA is a hero. End. Of. Story.

Bitcoin doesn’t give a shit who you voted for. It doesn’t care what you call yourself, who you sleep with, or which god you pray to. No HR department. No pronoun policy. No “inclusive” monetary expansion. It only has one rule: 21 million. Forever. Not 21 million plus some extra for “equity.” Not 21 million until the next crisis. Not 21 million unless a committee feels like it. You can hate it. You can love it. You can call it racist, sexist, or the mark of the beast. The protocol still won’t print more. That’s the whole point.