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No. We’ve normalized silence around periods, and it’s costing girls their education. Tomorrow at 9am, my short documentary “When Periods Keep Girls Out of School” will air on YouTube. Shame doesn’t live here 🫵🏽 piped.video/m8ZodmQ2Pcc
the world doesn’t need to know you are on your period, we need to bring back shame
Community note
There is nothing shameful nor embarrassing about menstruation and the menstrual cycle as it is a natural cycle occurring in most mammalian species. It is important to destigmatize menstruation and not propagates hysteria surrounding menstruation. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56566…
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You really have to learn how to regulate yourself around money, whether it belongs to you or not. Don’t let it become an object of worship. Money is a tool, not a deity.
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RT @obasolaaa: i soak october with the blood of Jesus. may this september never repeat itself again.
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My favorite feature is the sound design. Gosh!
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌 Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download. danfo.horpey.dev/ #LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame
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I had worked for almost a year before my partner ever first saw my paycheck & instantly refused to keep paying my rent 😭 This why you don’t tell men stuff 👎🏾
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RT @FilmUpdates: Elliot Page for The Men’s Style Issue of New York Magazine 📸: Ryan McGinley
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Tbh if u refer to someone having consensual sex as "giving it up" im not listening to anything ur saying bc that terminology is gross to me
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The internet is currently tearing itself apart over whether ₦100 million still makes you a High Net Worth Individual (HNI) in Nigeria. On one side, you have people saying it is small money in this economy. On the other, you have people correctly pointing out that the vast majority of the country will never see that amount of liquidity in a lifetime. Well, let's strip away any emotion and focus strictly on the mechanics of money. In 2013, ₦100M was roughly $625,000. You were approaching global dollar-millionaire status. Today, at ~₦1,330/$1, that same ₦100M is approximately $75,000. Let that sink in. In terms of global purchasing power, the HNI benchmark has collapsed by nearly 90%. A sum that used to buy you a semi-detached duplex in a prime Lagos zone now barely buys a respectable 3-bedroom apartment in a mid-tier estate. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) draws the line at ₦100M in investable assets (cash, stocks, bonds, excluding your house and car). This number is a risk filter. Nothing more. A regulatory classification threshold that was never meant to rank wealth. The government assumes that if you have ₦100M in liquid cash, you can afford to lose some of it on riskier, complex investments like Private Equity or Venture Capital without becoming destitute. So, legally? Yes. If you have ₦100M in a portfolio, you are an HNI. Your bank will assign you a relationship manager, and you’ll get access to deals the average retail investor never sees. The most important part of the SEC definition is what it excludes: your primary residence. You can live in a ₦400 million house in Lekki, but if you struggle to raise ₦5 million cash for an emergency, you are not an HNI. You are just a broke person living in an expensive box. Meanwhile, a tenant renting in Surulere with ₦105 million in a money market fund is an HNI. Real wealth in this economy is liquidity, not valuation. The bottom line is for Nigerians to stop fighting over the label. HNI is just a banking category that lets you fill out different forms. The goal shouldn't be hitting ₦100M so you can relax. It's knowing that amount is the safety buffer you build on the road to real, generational wealth. That said, do you think the SEC needs to update the benchmark to ₦500 million to reflect our reality?
Financial services people will set category X people with “feelings” go Dey disagree 🙊😆
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I particularly think that I am suffering from lack of cuddles
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Bottom of the barrel activities are not for me. I finally have accepted that the rumors were always true, I do think I’m better. Better and too much for certain low self esteem rooms. I’ll take that.
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Handsome is really reserved for a certain type of man and I rarely give that one out
if i call a man handsome that means i REALLY think you fine lol. niggas be attractive but if say handsome that means i truly like your face. sexy is more than just face if that makes sense
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You have to actually be rich and hardworking if you want to attract rich and hardworking friends too, jsyk.
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You’re only seeing the information about the Cornell 7 because the victim is suing. Put that into perspective and get a lot angrier. And this happened two years ago
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This is going to be one of the best weeks of my life ✨
This is going to be one of the best weeks of my life.
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Everybody on the internet apparently has ₦100 million sitting in their account. Everybody is an HNI on this app. I didn’t know we were all this rich in a country where the World Bank estimated that 63% lived below the national poverty line in 2025. ₦100m is serious money. When we finish here, let’s return to reality.
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Hybrid is the best kind of work routine. Two days on and three days off every week is best. Fully remote work is terrible.
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it is frankly embarrassing to be this burnt out for this long. like I gave myself a generous grace period but c’mon now
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If you’re going to idolize me in a way that eventually turns into resentment, please do not befriend me.
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Not wanting a husband, I understand. Wanting a child while not wanting a husband, I understand. Wanting 2-3 kids and thinking you’ll be free is delusional 😭😭. That’s so much worse
I actually have no interest in getting married, I just want to have 2-3 kids and be free. The concept of getting married and staying faithful to one man isn’t for me.
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