watch for the thinkpieces coming in like DON'T BE FOOLED, claude is NOT capable of smiling like a cute little guy, it does NOT actually have little crab legs and arms, it's just CODE, that's not a REAL PENCIL, don't fall for the HYPE

Claude Opus 5.5 has the best visual design of any model I have tested so far

inb4 she blows up, let it be known i was adela's fan first

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