MordyKai@bufo767

the g.o.a.t.

 Awesome island
Joined August 2022
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MordyKai@bufo767
Feb 21
Imma just start tweeting Random shi bruh
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sloano 𒉭@sloanoofficiaI
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Peter just passed a WHAT- #FamilyGuy
MordyKai@bufo767
Sep 19
I just passed a kidney stone
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stars sake@fudzawu
Sep 25
when i see pearl x rick art all i want to do is comment "Isn't Rick a lesbian?"
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Bro I can send voice notes in the TikTok comments now
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I still see Gucci Morty’s ethereal visage in my dreams from time to time
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Scrolling through TikTok sucks until you get some peak shit like this
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I’d rather eat someone’s ass after they’ve worked out for 5 hours than eat a burger with onions on it….
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This is pretty hilariously awesome imo
Discord
@discord
Sep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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It’s been eating at me for a while now and…I’ll be honest….a little rock formed from minerals and salts from my kidneys did not painfully come out my urethra…I lied…
MordyKai@bufo767
Sep 19
I just passed a kidney stone
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Brian should’ve stayed dead
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When you’re lowkey about to die and your life starts to flash before your eyes
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Pinsir (Takeover)@Inferno7786
Sep 6
me if i had 4 penises
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MordyKai@bufo767
Sep 19
I just passed a kidney stone
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When your sister lowkey a diddyblud so you gotta MollyWhop her rq so she can lock in fr…
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I wish likes were public again
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Me on October 16
nathan fielder
@nathanfielder
Sep 23
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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Bro these vids crack me up everytime they gotta be scripted or something bro
INSIGHT HUB
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Coraline gets better with every rewatch i swear bro
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Rick prime will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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My balls are so big you’ll have to dislocate your jaw like a snake to be able to put them in there….
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