20 something year old pisces who is evil ⇢ 💸 @ainegf | ˗ˏˋ @stalegods. ; Insta - bug.cel ・

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Last round of husband/wife applications‼️ Everyone (EVIL) is welcome to apply but I prefer - Below 5’11 - Some kind of accent - 20+ - No life goals - Alcoholic or aspiring Requirements have changed, I have a lot of love in my heart APPLY HERE 👇👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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Ok ❤️
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turned me on #monsterSMASHME
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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i want jolt from his electrode badddddddd
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just saw white supremacist pro israel house wife feminist arguing with Latina anti feminist wife…. there might actually be 8 billion people in this world
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This is not a good example but recently (past few months) I’ve been capitalizing the first letter of a word I want to Emphasize and i’m realizing I just text like an Old Person kind of.
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Was really confused on why someone was seriously upset about someone thinking Nothing Bundt Cakes name was stupid until i looked at their profile and they had 200k tweets
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Speaking of immune systems; I ate a lot of dirt as a kid, sometimes my dad would take us to the Oil rig with him and i’d eat the dirt there. Still #1 favorite dirt flavor
Replying to @bugcel_
It probably had some great benefits to your immune system. Today's kids won't reap such benefits.
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as a kid when i got real bored because the generator in our trailer ran out of gas and i couldn’t watch cartoons, i would touch the exposed nail in the exposed outlet we had and it would give me a little shock
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Used to live in this shack that didn’t have a stove, the walls were outside siding, large animals would fight in the shower walls. Always thought they were raccoons, till one day one got in my chip bag and i caught it, turns out it was huge rats so big they could carry a kid away
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doesn’t add much to the story but as u can see the shower walls were wood, i say outside siding because it was exactly like this on the outside too
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it was real annoying because they would scream and bang each other against the walls so hard u could see it hitting against the wood
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new wife wanted to see my ex husbands twt and i recalled the username flawlessly with no stutters. Shame
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My favorite responses to question #10 on my partner application (Thread)
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My favorite responses to question #16 of partner application (thread)
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