ᛋᛅᚴᛅ /|\ aurtist-tic • miklfrægr ᛏᚢ | trade on @Pumpfun app @TradingTerminal | everything I say is satire

be like water
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Quit your job and call out quality plays on the Pumpfun app
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buka ᚠ ᛏ ᚲ (lortepenge) retweeted
TRADE ATTENTION
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Okay fellas let’s get this 🙌
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Was gone a few days then locked back in 🔒 More bangers to come 🫵 Sent from my Pumpfun app
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Took a few days off due to irl bizz 🙌 Locked back in and dropped an 81x, my best call yet buka 100x coming to you soon 🫵 Follow me for bangers: bukasphere Sent from my Pumpfun app
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Meant 80x 🥱 Sent from my Pumpfun app
Make it 30x 🥱 Sent from my Pumpfun app
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Make it 30x 🥱 Sent from my Pumpfun app
Told ya 🤷‍♂️ It ain’t much but it’s honest work Sent from my Pumpfun app
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Told ya 🤷‍♂️ It ain’t much but it’s honest work Sent from my Pumpfun app
Back to cooking very soon Sent from my Pumpfun app
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Back to cooking very soon Sent from my Pumpfun app
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buka ᚠ ᛏ ᚲ (lortepenge) retweeted
Callers on Pumpfun are making salaries by doing what they love! $12,000,000 awarded to users who called tokens on the Pumpfun app in just 6 weeks 💰
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buka ᚠ ᛏ ᚲ (lortepenge) retweeted
My name is Bertimus Rubberius, Rubber chicken of the kitchen, Commander of the bathtub, Lord of the laundry basket, Loyal servant to the mighty Hand that squeezes me. And I will have my moon run, In this life or the next. 🐔⚔️
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buka ᚠ ᛏ ᚲ (lortepenge) retweeted
pumpfun currently has: - the lowest post-bonding platform fees out of any relevant launchpad - 0% fee social trading app (with 0.1% fees for crosschain trades) - callout rewards ($11M paid out in under 6 weeks) - holder rewards ($8.5M paid out in under 2 weeks) - referrals (new) as we enter our second cycle, our goal is to position the pumpfun ecosystem for success at a scale much larger than the first cycle. to accomplish this, we need to make sure token communities can thrive by incentivizing holding for longer, retail traders get the most competitive fees, and liquidity is optimized - all of which we're laser-focused on delivering. Sent from my Pumpfun App
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Will be back to locking in on my @Pumpfun app tomorrow 😌 Cooks commencing
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Trust no one and understand that everyone is greedy and acting only for their own good If someone gives you something it’s just a game to gain something else from you and ultimately fuck you over It’s good to remind yourself of these facts
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Ok I think I’m done pushing projects now Nothing good ever comes of it It’s fine when chart goes up but somehow something always goes wrong And then it just ruins your rep and relationships And I never make shit on projects I decide to have conviction in and push So I’m done pushing projects Please don’t ask me to help push anything I don’t want to waste my time anymore
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buka ᚠ ᛏ ᚲ (lortepenge) retweeted
23 DAYS since the first Broker was hired. 10,745.23 robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168 paid to Brokers. Collected, or sitting on the desk waiting to be collected. Every cent of it from the tax on STONKCATS trades. 739 of 4,663 Brokers retained. The roster is capped forever. 55,657,500 STONKCATS burned. Half of every mint and every promotion, gone for good. Three numbers, read off the chain, on the front page of the desk. They only move one way. This is StonkCats. Mint your Broker: stonkcatsrh.com/mint CA: 0x0527cd5eaf048724d70477d99dd2b359d72a1228
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If one person sells the coin and the coin dies there’s really only two things to say Either that one person bundled the shit out of it and selling all their supply killed all momentum Or that person simply proved that the coin wasn’t good enough to run regardless
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