Took a few days off due to irl bizz 🙌
Locked back in and dropped an 81x, my best call yet
buka 100x coming to you soon 🫵
Follow me for bangers: bukasphere
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My name is Bertimus Rubberius,
Rubber chicken of the kitchen,
Commander of the bathtub,
Lord of the laundry basket,
Loyal servant to the mighty Hand that squeezes me.
And I will have my moon run,
In this life or the next. 🐔⚔️
pumpfun currently has:
- the lowest post-bonding platform fees out of any relevant launchpad
- 0% fee social trading app (with 0.1% fees for crosschain trades)
- callout rewards ($11M paid out in under 6 weeks)
- holder rewards ($8.5M paid out in under 2 weeks)
- referrals (new)
as we enter our second cycle, our goal is to position the pumpfun ecosystem for success at a scale much larger than the first cycle.
to accomplish this, we need to make sure token communities can thrive by incentivizing holding for longer, retail traders get the most competitive fees, and liquidity is optimized - all of which we're laser-focused on delivering.
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Trust no one and understand that everyone is greedy and acting only for their own good
If someone gives you something it’s just a game to gain something else from you and ultimately fuck you over
It’s good to remind yourself of these facts
Ok I think I’m done pushing projects now
Nothing good ever comes of it
It’s fine when chart goes up but somehow something always goes wrong
And then it just ruins your rep and relationships
And I never make shit on projects I decide to have conviction in and push
So I’m done pushing projects
Please don’t ask me to help push anything
I don’t want to waste my time anymore
23 DAYS since the first Broker was hired.
10,745.23 robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168 paid to Brokers. Collected, or sitting on the desk waiting to be collected. Every cent of it from the tax on STONKCATS trades.
739 of 4,663 Brokers retained. The roster is capped forever.
55,657,500 STONKCATS burned. Half of every mint and every promotion, gone for good.
Three numbers, read off the chain, on the front page of the desk. They only move one way.
This is StonkCats.
Mint your Broker:
stonkcatsrh.com/mint
CA:
0x0527cd5eaf048724d70477d99dd2b359d72a1228
If one person sells the coin and the coin dies there’s really only two things to say
Either that one person bundled the shit out of it and selling all their supply killed all momentum
Or that person simply proved that the coin wasn’t good enough to run regardless