-alex(andre), 22.

everywhere and nowhere at once
some dude in the public bathroom is jerking his dick audibly. beast mode.
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andrew tate getting arrested for having horse porn
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welcome back Chris Chan
My art mogs your ai generated bullshit
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“pervert? yeah but it’s og”
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hippos be like: hungry hungry
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lowkey the best tiktok about cs that i've seen this year
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trans male named George: w bush
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your grandma died? oh yeah well i own a lamborghini and also a hot tub and my dads lebron james get flexed on
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sid the sloth ahh meal:
Pineapple on pizza ain't even that bad
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ice cream truck outside!!! you know what that means!!! fudgesicle!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In high school, one day we learned that Caesar's son was called Caesarion, meaning "little Caesar." I immediately started looking around at my friends, mouth agape. I was met with cold, emotionless faces - conveying a vibe of "That's not funny & you're stupid if you think it is."
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for 400$ lucia better come over and jack me off
Rockstar announces a limited-edition GTA 6 physical merch bundle, “The Goodtime State – Vice City Collection” Available to preorder for $399.
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picking "dog" and the full thing is "dead dog" and a bloated dog corpse falls from the ceiling trapdoor onto the kid
Wait for it… 😳😂 This moment took an unexpected turn, and the ending is absolutely priceless. 👀🔥
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webfishing mfs be like
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I admit to doing this. My name is Chris Kreider and I now play for the Montreal Canadians.
"Vandalism like this is not funny, it’s diabolical." A statue and memorial honoring Charlie Kirk outside Turning Point USA's Phoenix headquarters are vandalized just three days after the statue was unveiled to mark one-year since his assassination. Bright red paint is smeared across the eight-foot statue, while a memorial featuring Kirk's photo and a Christian message referencing Jesus is also defaced. "They think spray paint can obscure his legacy, but it will only spread it further," Erika Kirk writes in response to the vandalism. Turning Point USA says it will restore the statue and replace the signs while working with law enforcement to identify those responsible.
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van dyke? yeah dude that’s a subaru hatchback
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