It’s not the years, it’s the mileage

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Absolutely insane way to say “people wanted to keep their money”
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Crypto celebrities launching crypto celebrity coins
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My financial advisor when I explain that I’m following the 60/40 rule (60% crypto / 40% Digital Credit)
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It’s coming home It’s coming home It’s coming Soccer’s coming home
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New York City is to America as America is to the rest of the world
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Just had Fable write some content for me Call that Aeslop
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It’s unconscionable that pumpfun would allow people from wealthy nations to pay third worlders to perform tasks Sent from my iPhone
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So you’re telling me that there was a massive coordinated marketing campaign for Zcash just weeks before an infinite spend bug that had existed for 4 years was “discovered” Man that’s crazy
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“Never chase betas” - guy who doesn’t understand why BTC is going down with the Nasdaq at ATHs
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You guys it’s fine, Saylor is probably just hedged on Drift
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Guy who exclusively trades cryptocurrencies wants you to know that the United States Stock Market is trading at a historically high P/E ratio
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NEAR intents are cool because they also describe where their bagholders have to sleep
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“You only need one chair” 🫡
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Literally every single person in the world: “Man, banks suck” DeFi people: “What if *everyone* was a bank?”
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“We’ve figured out satoshi is” yeah sure lil buddy just put the crossword in the bag
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As you watch President Trump’s speech tonight, remember: You DO have edge, and you CAN profitably trade the speech in illiquid late night order books
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I know everyone is saying the winner should get the Strait of Hormuz, but I think we should at least CHECK to see if they would agree to “loser takes Alexi Lalas”
Oddsmakers handicap the US as the second best of its 4-team World Cup group, and Iran as the third best in its group. Should they both finish second in their respective groups, the US would play Iran in a playoff game July 3rd in Dallas.
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JPM collar this, JPM collar that Your mother misses you, you should JPM call her
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Absolute banger 🔥
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The financial markets of the 2020s will be studied for millennia
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