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Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer
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I want everyone who wronged Jalen Hurts to burst into flames and I want him to sue so hard that he’s richer than God
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I hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning to be one typing for Halloween
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Behind the scenes of MULHOLLAND DR. Which went into wide release 25 years ago today!
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sitting on the couch....nathan fielder showing you a comedy sketch....some women really do have it all
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Jalen Hurts if you see this I love you so much you're my sun and my moon my guiding light and I'll always defend you
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You don’t want to dm me I hard launch on the first date. Grid post. And I’m tagging your mom.
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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Does him muting my story after we split mean it hurts him to think about me or that he always found me really annoying
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As a man the greatest lot you can get in this life is at least one beautiful woman caring about you, platonically or otherwise. If you don’t have One woman that would go to bat for you, outside of whatever situationship prison you have one in or your Mom……..you have nothing
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