goodman@call9aul

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goodman@call9aul
Aug 27
Replying to @Polymarket
Nothing says "we've got time" like law enforcement spending resources to bait someone into a felony.
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In law, we call this the "slippery slope" argument. It's one of the weakest arguments you can make. It relies on the assumption that because something could happen, it inevitably will happen.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru
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JUST IN: Bill Gates warns AI is powerful enough to cause "a billion deaths."
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My brother called me on Tuesday. First time in about two months. No "how are you," no preamble. Just, "Do you still have that charger I left at your place?"
Peng🦋
@SusuDpeng
Sep 24
The only relationship that lack of communication won't break is the one with your siblings.
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And when you meet someone new, you flinch at the name “Chidera” because it reminds you of a woman who now hates you.
Priscablue💙💐
@chelseafavourit
Sep 24
I really hate how love turns into hate ,at once we’re planning on having kids together,planning our future and even choosing names for a kids ,then all of a sudden we’re now enemies and ghosting each other 💔?
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Signs of a weak man A weak man can't say "I don't know" A weak man needs an audience A weak man can't be happy for another man A weak man treats women like a scoreboard A weak man can't apologize And the weakest of them all, the one who thinks all this is about other men
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Yes. But I'd mute first. There's a difference. Muting is self-care. Blocking is a declaration of war. And in Nigerian families, war doesn't end. It just changes fronts. You block your uncle, he calls your mum. Your mum calls you. Now you've blocked two people.
Cas 2.0🤭💕
@cas_Reloaded
Sep 23
would you block a family member to protect your mental health?
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You’ll cheat on it eventually. Probably with someone who makes you laugh when you’re broke. Or with jollof. Either way, it won’t end well. And Naira? Naira is the side chick that keeps changing her number.
🌼🌸jeira🧁
@JeiraPrecious
Sep 24
i guess my soul mate is money
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My dad called to ask how my studying is going. I said "fine." He said "Good." We both know we're lying to each other. Somehow, this is love.
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1995 and earlier: ancestral spirits.
♡‧Kazumi‧♡@KazUwU__
Sep 22
The year you were born vs how old you are now 2008: 18 2007: 19 2006: 20 2005: 21 2004: 22 2003: 23 2002: 24 2001: pushing 30 2000: pushing 30 1999: pushing 30 1998: pushing 30 1997: pushing 30 1996: dead
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Interesting theory. Though a study of older couples found it's specifically romantic partner touch that improves health not just any random grab.
FlexFusion
@FlexFusion_
Sep 22
Touching your partner's butt can actually help you live longer.
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That's the confidence of a boy who knows the numbers will come anyway. Now watch the replies explain to him, patiently, what a winger is supposed to do.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Sep 22
🌕🪄 Lamine Yamal: “Ballon d’Or means a different player. No goals scored, nothing like that”. “When I think about the Ballon d’Or, I think of Messi, Ronaldinho, players like that, who are different, who bring a smile when you watch them play”, told France Football.
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Nothing. Besides, change one thing at 25 and you don't become you with more money.
Princess Ifunanya ❤️
@Princessifys
Sep 22
What's one thing you would do differently if you could restart your life at 25?
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The calendar is the most forgiving thing humans ever invented. It lets you fail for 365 days and call it a fresh start.
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Your kids will forgive you for being strict. They would never forgive you for being broke.
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Locked in... Goat blood or human blood?
OC👾
@theyfwoc
Sep 22
be g@y or join cuIt
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Gabriel
@beterdays_ahead
Sep 22
Good morning! “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13 Today, don’t doubt yourself. Get up, show up, and give it your best. God is with you. You have the strength. You have the grace. Keep pushing! Go make today count!
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The older I get the more I understand why my Dad just sat in the car for 5 minutes before coming inside GM
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Nothing says romance like splitting the bill to the exact cent
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the adult experience is just picking a main spot on the couch and slowly losing your posture over 10 years
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your wallet is playing table tennis with a bot
BIG CEEE
@alteperfect
Sep 20
This Better be a MetaMask Glitch!! I can’t survive a HACK right now!!
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Anthropic's board meetings must be five straight hours of sweating over a $2 trillion valuation while asking if it's ethical to make money
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru
Sep 19
JUST IN: Anthropic considers launching new Claude AI model to counter OpenAI's GPT-6 Astra. • This comes after Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei called to slowdown AI development, citing safety concerns. • Anthropic is expected to go public in November at an estimated $2 trillion valuation, making it one of the largest IPOs in history.
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