old enough to be your mama. young enough to fuck your daddy.
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1989. 4yo Marni
2026. 41yo Marni
I’ve looked the same my entire life down to the same damn hairstyle.
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Growing up, i had NO CLUE what my dad was up to. All i knew was, he went to work, stayed involved with our school/activities, and got us what we wanted.
Whole time the nigga smoking weed everyday and fucking mad bitches.
“That’s why i got my hair done for free?.”—25yo Marni
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Keep in mind, their parents are still lending them money & financially taking care of them!!
You expect your 50yo mom to give you money AND watch YOUR kids?
Make it make sense plz.
Yall wont even watch yall nieces and nephews talking about you got enough to deal with in your own....
But yall want yall mom to just toss everything aside with no money or groceries to watch yall kids.
Yall selfish as shit
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America First retweeted
Yall wont even watch yall nieces and nephews talking about you got enough to deal with in your own....
But yall want yall mom to just toss everything aside with no money or groceries to watch yall kids.
Yall selfish as shit
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This is a reason why adultery is a crime in the Uniformed Code of Military Justice and will get you KICKED OUT of service.
Yes, you can get a dishonorable discharge from the military for adultery.
How you gonna be loyal to America when you aren’t loyal to your spouse?
I think the Black community really doesn’t take cheating as seriously as it should.
My nail tech (non-black) once told me to stop eating at a Pho spot I loved because the owner cheats on his wife.
I kept waiting for the rest of the story, but that was all the story.
Apparently, the whole nail shop stopped supporting that guy’s business.
My nail tech said, “He has no honor. I can’t eat from a man like that. If you can betray the person you sleep beside and who gave you children, why should I trust you with my food?”
Then he recommended another Pho spot to me.
Some people will say that’s extreme, but imagine if cheating actually came with social consequences instead of everyone just shrugging and saying, “That’s their marriage.”
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Are spectators allowed? I’ll make a road trip frfr.
In fact, is there a way to broadcast/stream this (& ALL) executions @realDonaldTrump?
The ppl need to SEE what’s gonna happen to them in Trump’s America if they fuck up too much.
Vance 2028 🇺🇸
The Pentagon announced Monday that Nidal Hasan, who was sentenced to death for the 2009 mass shooting at Fort Hood, will be executed by firing squad, marking the first U.S. military execution in more than 60 years.
Read more: abcnews.visitlink.me/lvNMS3
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America First retweeted
Caught two kids vaping at school, so you know as an 80s baby, I had to tell them they were basically smoking crack
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Imagine if Birdman said he never heard of Toni Braxton before meeting her.
That’s how dumb Jonathan Owens sounded about Simon Biles.
I rooted for him when he was getting burned in my Bears secondary. I was happy when he left…now we got someone else getting burned. Smfh.
Happy 59th Birthday, to the legendary Toni Braxton.
She has won 7 GRAMMYs and sold over 90 million records worldwide.
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Don’t NOBODY have/use more slurs than Boomers
“I wanna go see that movie about that (Jew) that helped these crackas drop a bomb on the Japs”—my dad asking me to take him to see Oppenheimer
My dad been in NOI since 94. I can’t repeat the slurs he’s used for Jews. 🤣🤣
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Rest in CTE….or shrooms. Buddy prob walked out in that water & drowned just like Lil Jon son did high off shrooms.
JUST SAY NO!!
🚨🚨THIS IS HEARTBREAKING🚨🚨
Former #Giants 3rd-round pick Sam Beal reportedly has now been MISSING FOR NEARLY 15 MONTHS.
Beal was last heard from in July 2025 after unexpectedly traveling to Virginia Beach. His girlfriend’s car was later found there with his shoes and socks inside.
His family is STILL searching for answers.
Absolutely awful.
🙏🙏🙏
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My dad’s mom was sick & I ASKED IF I COULD GO LIVE WITH HER to take care of her. I was 10. Spent half a school yr with her. My dad paid ALL OF HER BILLS and sent money for me WEEKLY
I was doing my grandma a favor. She wasn’t watching me & my dad, the youngest of 15, paid it all
Imma say this regarding the grandparents watching kids. Our grandparents cussed our parents out. Like talked cash shit to them. They talked to them filthy. Yall cant handle that. They also knew to drop off some money and groceries. Yall wont even do that shit
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America First retweeted
Imma say this regarding the grandparents watching kids. Our grandparents cussed our parents out. Like talked cash shit to them. They talked to them filthy. Yall cant handle that. They also knew to drop off some money and groceries. Yall wont even do that shit
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Who better to cover sports than someone who reached the top of the sport?
Retired athletes have DECADES of job experience.
many of them have degrees in media/journalism/liberal arts obtained using ATHLETIC scholarships from the sport they’re reporting on
Imagine being a person in the sports world trying to get a job in sports media and you see Justin Verlander get a job not even one week after retiring there’s no point in trying
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Since you won’t put me in charge of the Department of Corrections, please put me in charge of the Drug Enforcement Administration @realDonaldTrump.
I can fix all of this easily. Lock all them druggies up for 2yrs minimum (until after Olympics) & SHUT DOWN ALL OF THE DRUG CLINICS
Santa Monica's struggles mirror DTLA, Hollywood, and Venice, McArthur Park. Open-air drug markets and concentrated services have predictable community consequences. Venice has probably done the best job addressing them.
'What happened to Santa Monica?' latimes.com/california/story…
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