Rule #1. No Dickheads in Parliament. Everything else will fall into place.

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The really sad reality for @JoshFrydenberg is that he's deeply unlikeable.
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Maybe we should let it play out. If he’s guilty of a crime, take the B&F off him. Bet you a slap on the arse they won’t have to.
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Replying to @grantcohn
They should have let his ex decide his fate.
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TimWilson_EXMP retweeted
Still mesmerising, all these years on!
Replying to @Peter_Fitz
Exciting to see whether Katherine Deves can recapture the electoral magic of her previous campaign.
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Wildest part is how Geelong people think they aren’t cheating the salary cap and have been for 20 years.
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If the Royal Commission is going to make a real difference and turn back the tide of antisemitism it must lay down new red lines that say clearly that we as Australians, have zero tolerance for the people that fan the flames of hate and the places where it is fostered. We are in a crisis of our own making with the country now at a tipping point. My article in The Australian today👇
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TimWilson_EXMP retweeted
This is Gary — Glen Hansard’s brother — from the funeral today. He says a few words and then sings. It’s absolutely gorgeous and very moving. I haven’t seen this one and a couple of people were asking for it. Definitely worth a watch. ❤️
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Mummy’s been smashing the cocktails. Such a vacuous waste of a seat in parliament. Stick to the gin, Janey.
Your precious Liberals are finished Janey and yes Australians want to work from home, you arrogant smug moll. #insiders #auspol #LNPCorruptionParty @SenatorHume @abcnews
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TimWilson_EXMP retweeted
Dave. Hughgesy. Mate. I feel that I, as a similarly aged male from Melbourne, like yourself - and a failed artists in our chosen fields - should speak to you, man-to-man, one-on-one. Shut the fuck up you droning, drizzling shit. You're a methier version of Drew Pavlou.
There is no way anyone paying attention can support this leader unless they are in on the corruption.
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TimWilson_EXMP retweeted
Replying to @cptcapt
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Pot Kettle Black, Eddy. Go fuck yourself.
Eddie McGuire’s message to Crows fans: LISTEN 🎧 omny.fm/shows/the-fiveaa-spo… @RoweyandTimmyG
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This is gold 🤣🤣 #auspol
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They just need Gina and Holly Vallance at the table. That would be a fucking sight to behold.
Or vice versa, let's be honest... 😂
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We all know Gina is paying all these rednecks.
You’d almost be forgiven for thinking that someone is paying Hughes for his anti-Labor rants against affordable housing and taxation reform. Nah, he’d not stoop that low, would he? #auspol
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Joshy comes clean.
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Who’s paying you Dave. Fess up.
Replying to @CraigHill01
So tedious dealing with people who have completely given themselves over to a position and will lie through their teeth to maintain it. Good luck mate, I hope you’re getting paid to continue this charade.
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Dave Go back to comedy. You are shit at that, but you’re worse at politics. Or just go and fucking hang out with Karl and Holly and Gina and Poorline. They’re your type.
Replying to @CraigHill01
Dear Craig .you appear to be obsessed with me, maybe your friends can step in and help you. But don’t stress, it’s all gonna be ok. Just don’t take it out on your students. They need you mate.
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TimWilson_EXMP retweeted
The men are revolting, witches. The rich white entitled men who thought they ruled the world and are now incandescently furious with a bunch of angry sweary women (and men) who’ve simply had enough of their lies, their hate, their misogyny, their racism, their outright fascism and their foul #PunchdownProfit business model which deliberately harms large groups of people for the sole purpose of enriching themselves and fucking over everyone else. And nowhere was all this more obvious today than in Karl Stefanovic’s new podcast drop, in which this week he’s just interviewed … ah … himself … with the assistance of his supposed guest Piers Morgan, who also had a lot to say about the cancellation of the blokesy folkesy cohort they’re all embracing since women (and others) en masse objected to their decision to send us all back to the 1950s (or 1850s) without our consent. Wanna tissue for your issue, guys? And yes, of course Karl had a swipe at us witches. Calling us a “mob” (and not in a good way), and insisting that the bosses of the Australian media now only employ “beige personalities” because of the threat of advertiser boycotts: “I don’t want to go into the legalities of it but again Pierce it’s like this is these mainstream media companies and I think Free to Air particularly… if the product is becoming beige because they’re so worried about blowback from advertisers or the whoever this mob is, that you end up on air with beige personalities … “ smh.com.au/business/companie… Pig’s arse. What none of these numpties get is we DON’T want beige or boring or poor broadcasting. Far from it. We just want broadcasting which doesn’t cause harm to us and to others. And NOT ONE of these disgraceful men or their bosses will address that issue: that the only way they know to make money is to make fun of or disadvantage or degrade or demean or objectify or incite violence towards people they should be helping and protecting. Fuck sake. If you want a transcript of most or all of the interview, here it is in all its excruciating glory: tvtonight.com.au/2026/07/kar… We won’t let them win, witches. Despite that we’re necessarily extra-quiet this week because the abuse and threats directed at us have ramped up to the max and we’re dealing with huge amounts of hate and promises to shut us down or hurt us or even kill us, we won’t be stopped. We’ve done nothing wrong but stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves. We haven’t silenced anyone: in fact, they’re still talking their heads off on mega-yachts and in multi-million-dollar studios and they wouldn’t fucking shut up in a month of Sundays. We aren’t bullies, and we NEVER speak disrespectfully to anyone at any business we politely approach to inform them of what they’re funding (and what’s more, if those businesses didn’t AGREE with us that the content they’re funding is vile, they would never cancel their advertising). We don’t wish to cancel anything but hate speech, verbal violence and bigotry, and we will never, ever buy the “if you don’t like it don’t listen” argument because if that embarrassingly juvenile exhortation were true we’d be watching live porn during children’s viewing times on the basis that if we’re not the cohort meant to be watching at that time, we have no right to complain no matter what they broadcast. What in the ever-loving fuck do these people WANT? (Actually don’t answer that, as we all know what they want but we will never permit them to have it.) It’s our job to make sure they don’t get what they want, because what they want is to fuck us over and bugger the consequences. So we will do our job for as long as we’re fucking able to. We don’t have a choice. But they do. And if broadcasting content which doesn’t insult and attack others is “beige”, then not only are they shit broadcasters but here’s the thing: bring on the fucking beige. 1/2
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