Captain Clippy of the USS Stingray NCC 1979. We're on mission to help all who need it. #TheBadActors #NAFO

Dolly Parton was everything a Clippy would aspire to be. She helped everyone in any way that she could. Her message is clear. Be the change in the world that you wish to see. Thank you, Ms. Parton.
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Whoever reported this, you are a coward.
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McConnell’s office releases photo of Kentucky senator chatting with lawmakers after he returned to the senate today.
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I'd rather be ritually disemboweled.
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I promote #NAFO accounts in order to help people to get more visibility in this cesspit. To be promoted make sure you have #NAFO on your profile. Keep liking, commenting and retweeing my tweets and you go higher in my #Top1000 tables 😀 If you don't wanted to be promoted leave a comment on any of my tweets and I will remove you. I go through my mentions daily. #NAFOFella #NAFOFellas #NAFOWorks #WeAreNAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFOSummit #SlavaUkraini @U24_gov_ua @United24media
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I got a few disturbing DM's today... Let me be crystal clear... I'm not changing shit... I will continue to Tweet what I want... When I want... People can talk about me... No one can do it like me...
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Loud mayonnaise noises scraping bread as unsolicited tears drip on a worn countertop... "communism" the man in a red hat whispers, gritting his teeth together.
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We shouldn't be pissed at Trump, we should be pissed at all the 50 IQ Americans that are impressed by the dumbest, most dishonest pedophile on earth.
LAKE AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.
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I'm disgusted. So Captains can rape our civilian Navy engineers? Wtf
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
WE ARE NOT MOVING ON FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES, PEDO!
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Also name these maps:
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Nope, sorry that’s not gonna work!!
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What about naming this:
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
The craziest thing about this stupid shit is that Donald Trump is named tens of thousands of times in the Epstein files he’s still refusing to release fully.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
News from Canada, Donny!
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Keep calm and listen to Helen Mirren
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