M.☾@captkneecaps

🇿🇼|| don’t take me seriously

 England, United Kingdom
linktr.ee/Captainkneecaps
Joined August 2018
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Bachelors and a baby all within a month🩷
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mariana Z
@mariana057
Oct 6
Doctor: “Where does it hurt?” Me: “At work… it hurts at work.”
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happy to be from Reading!😂😂😂
veezy@ghttoyout
Oct 6
you’re not from london if you’ve never kissed a nitty on the lips
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Me ever since this song has dropped
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Goodness
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Oct 5
Potty training scheme to roll out to 20 more areas bbc.in/4y58xVt
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mango????????????
gabby@gojosdaya
Oct 4
cantaloupe, honeydew, mango, and plums all competing for worst fruit
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@BjaySwag
Oct 4
corporate mfs on Sunday as soon as it hits 4-6pm:
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you asked for that icl
J.@ft5jds
Oct 4
an hour into introducing myself to an older woman i shot myself in the foot with a joke that her money was also my money i’ve been on delivered since
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bethi@eubethuba
Oct 3
“nunca te vi triste” eu um dia depois de ter tentado me matar
mika
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55@kamiljr49
Oct 3
"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it
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#MIAU@miaupple
Oct 4
it will pass it will pass it will pass it will pass it will pass
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stinkk_@lanaplz_
Oct 3
Tomorrow’s Sunday… which means the day after that is Monday
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i can’t believe this isn’t an skit.
𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 ✟𝙀𝘿 🇳🇬@kxng_edz
Oct 1
They be letting anyone become Pastors these days no way BK chat Max is one
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MS.JAZZY@MsJazzybelle
Oct 2
This week beat my ass so damn bad…
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Manlanta🫩
𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔰𝔢 ✝️🇫🇰@BibleBaggins46
Oct 2
Don’t bomb Iran, nuke Manchester
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as she stands there with one less tooth than him because he punched it out of her mouth🫠 urghhhhhhhhhhhh
keeno
@ayekeeno
Oct 1
Chrisean randomly burst into tears after Blueface kissed her and brought up the possibility of having another baby together 😭
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imo, he is lying and that “Etsy witch” defo conned him out of bread
Suriyah@suriyahsays
Oct 1
There’s a guy on TT who contacted a random Etsy witch to do a spell to get him job interviews. He has 14 and thinks the only cost is the 💰 he paid. People taking witchcraft for jokes
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Dumas
@DumasWrites
Oct 1
We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.
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Cher ♡@PIINKCHERIES
Oct 1
Tried to do a September photo dump and looked at camera roll, I did nothing but survive
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the good method: walks, ice in the hand the not so good method: a zoot and the strain has to be wedding cake🙏🏾
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@Therealteajah
Oct 1
what helps y’all with anxiety attacks ?
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this just irritated my soul, like my day is already ruined
TMZ
@TMZ
Oct 1
Christa Pike's ex Tadaryl Shipp, who helped murder Colleen Slemmer, remains in prison. 📸: Tennessee Department of Correction
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